Scoreboard, Brought to You By Birthday Boy Peabo Bryson

O’NEALS

1. Charlton Heston’s Cold Dead Hands 99
2. We Got Nothin’ 88
3. Young Old and Restless 77
4. Cutty McWhat? 57

BARDS (Tuesday)

1. Sofa Kingdom 115
2. Hurtin’ Dysfunktion 109
3. Western Omelette 98
4. Long Ball Larry 96
5. Your Quiz is on my Bum 84

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. Susan’s Peters 94
2. The Jams 86
3. Mustache Riders 85
4. Alley Oop 75
5. No Name Girls 61

BLACK SHEEP

1. The Axis of Evil Knieval 109
2. It’s So Damn Hot In Here 104
3. Herve Villechaize 100
4. Three’s Company 98
5. Bosnian Snipers 96

GOOD DOG

1. Lamda 95 (won in OT)
2. Fort Awesome 95
3. American Double D Disorder 90
4. Shomer Shabbas 77
5. Positive Guaiacs 73

BARDS (Thursday)

1. Hurtin Bombs 114
2. Sofa Kingdom 103
3. If You’re So Good at Being…96
4. Western Omelette 83
5. Sex Farm Woman 81