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O’NEALS

1. Beer Week? Every Week is Beer Week 106
2. The Number of Delegates Hillary is Behind by is 95
3. We Got Nothing 94
4. Young, Old, and Restless 94
5. Anybody Hiring? 64

BARDS

1. Western Omelette 99
2. We Married a Mormon 93
3. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 89
4. Terry Frank Please 81
5. Take Your Sox off During Sex 72

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. We’re #51 (aka Jams) 109
2. Totally Predictable 92
3. Sister Mary’s Home for Bad Girls 91
4. This is Not a Bus 90
5. Susan’s Peters 89

BLACK SHEEP

1. Duane’s World 104
2. Roadhouse Blues 101
3. Superdelegates 85
4. Too Raunchy for My Shirt 85
5. Weapons of Ass Destruction 75

GOOD DOG

1. I Heart Huckabee 88
2. Fort Awesome 84
3. Table By the Window 69
4. The Underachievers 61
5. Olorkori 51

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 98
2. Cutz Dat Flow 5
3. Hurtin Bombs 88
4. Western Omelette 87
5. Marketable Commodities 86