An inmate has filed a $63,000,000,000 BILLION (Is that $63 billion billion?) dollar lawsuit against Michael Vick and claims that Vick stole two of his pit bulls and then sold them on EBay and then used the money to buy missiles from Iran. You know, I’ve heard that Tom Brady buys missiles from the oppresive Saudi regime, but I guess that because they’re our “allies”, it makes it ok. Or is it because the NFL doesn’t like black quarterbacks buying missiles from the MIddle East, but is OK with white quarterbacks buying missiles from the Middle East?
