-Is it just me, or has Angelina Jolie gone from hottest woman in America to least attractive other than Tori Spelling in like two years? She looks like an alien with a broken jaw.
-Just because I stare longingly at George Bretts crotch doesn’t make me gay.
–Saturday is officially Hall and Oates Day in Philly. What? I can’t go for that, No, I-I-I-I-I-I, I can’t go. I can’t go for that.
–Jessica Simpson wants a baby. Which is kind of a coincidence, b/c I kind of want her to have my baby. What the hell, Jessica, let’s go for it!