We’ve all heard this sentiment expressed dozens of times before: “Johnny Goodtimes? Please girl, I wouldn’t date him unless it was for charity.” Well, guess what, ladies (and Apolo Ohno), now it is! That’s right, the Urban Blazers, an organization we raised money for last year , is having a fundraiser auction this Thursday at the Irish Pub (1123 Walnut), and you can bid on a date with me (or you can bid on other people, and yes guys, there will be dates with females being auctioned off as well). It’ll be a Happy Hour from 6-9 with drink specials and free appetizers. They are asking for a $10 donation at the door, with all proceeds going to the charity. Finally, a chance to go out with a guy like me and not feel terrible about yourself in the morning!