This Quizzo’s Harder than MJ at Disneyland Wins

After three rounds, Quizzo’s Harder than Michael Jackson at Disneyland and the Clinical Pearl Necklace were tied at 51 at Doc Watson’s on Monday. But any chance the Necklaces had to win were shot when the Quizzo’s scored forty in the final round to take the title. Michael Jackson, meanwhile, was furious at the team name, because “it implies something sexual. When I hide behind trees at Disneyland and stare at children, it isn’t sexual. It’s because I’m creepy.”