Wardrobe Malfunction Indeed!

The Wardrobe Malfunction was able to pull off a big 14 point win at Nick’s on Wednesday night. “It was a big win for us,” said former Brat-Packer James Spader (In photo, with Polo sweater and collar up.) As for Spader’s future plans? “My career kind of stalled after the eighties. I’m hoping hanging out with an international megastar like Johnny Goodtimes will get me some ‘ins’ in showbiz.”