Scoreboard, Brought to you By Birthday Boy Richard Nixon

O’NEALS

1. Dorksided 107
2. Lord Moustache Rides Again 89
3. Where is Thumkin 79
4. Face Cracker 77
5. Sue Pete 49

BARDS

1. Hurtin Bombs 107*
2. Sofa Kingdom 107
3. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 98
4. Marley Dies in the End 95
5. Tim Tebow’s V-Card 89

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 108
2. Pussycat Dollz 104
3. 1022 96
4. I’m the One With Stigmata 87
5. Tango and Cash 78

BLACK SHEEP

1. Duane’s World 112
2. Catdog 109
3. We Can’t Win at Fergies 107
4. 13 More Days of Bush 98
5. Sexual Chocolate 66

GOOD DOG

1. Cherry Hill Vitamin Shoppe 110
2. Fightin’ Quakers 99
3. Lord Chesterfield 88
4. Touched by Wong 86
5. Axis of Evil Knieval 85

BARDS

1. Hurtin Bombs 116
2. Western Omelette 108
3. I’m Worried About Coop 89
4. Just the Tip 84
5. Ninja Turtle Pizza Cheese 70

*Won on tie breaker question: In what year was Jeff Bezos born? Sofa said 1955, Bombs said 1964. It was 1964.