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O’NEALS

1. Why is John’s Rum Gone 114
2. Young Old and Restless 101
3. Federalist Rolling Papers 99
4. Less Than Nothin’ 94
5. Steve O. 91

BARDS

1. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 111
2. Sofa Kingdom 105
3. Anal Bum Cover 96
4. Acey Douchey 94
5. Re-Sign Pat 93

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 114
2. Millions for Defense, Not a Dime for a Senate Seat 90
3. Sunny Never Rises 88
4. Me Fail English? Unpossible 84
5. Grateful Dems 75

BLACK SHEEP

1. Gas Grass or Ass: Senate Seats Ain’t Free 110*
2. Duane’s World 110
3. 25 ta Life 101
4. C-Section 88
5. Senate Seats on E-Bay 85

GOOD DOG

1. Always $$ in the Banana Stand 104
2. Invincible Ignorance 99
3. Where the Hell are My Friends 91
4. Steve O 72
5. Dude Abides 70

BARDS

1. Dimitri the Lover 108
2. Hurtin’ Bombs 103
3. Happy Wrong # by the Sea 87
4. Jewish Mothers 78
5. Dynamic Duo 67

*Won in a tiebreaker. Had to guess what year Johnny the Barback was born. GGA guessed 1983, Duane’s World guessed 1984. The answer was 1981.