Congratulations to William, who squeaked past Benny in the 1st annual Alf Landon Bad Writing contest. William won with the following sentence: Alf Landon had wooden legs, but his feet were real. Congratulations to William, who goes home with 2 tickets to the Academy of Natural Sciences and a $20 gift card to the Bards. Thanks to everyone who played. We’ll do it again soon with a new celebrity.
