Bud Selig to Decide Whether or Not We Have Quizzo Tonight

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A decision will be made about quizzo this afternoon. Obviously, Bud Selig isn’t as worried about the weather as he is about how much his decision will affect quizzo, so he is weighing his decision heavily. He has promised to inform me this afternoon. In the meantime read the column I wrote over on philliesphever.com titled “Yeah, It Got Delayed. Get Over It.”

UPDATE: Yes, we will have quizzo tonight.

By they way, my prediction is: resume play on Thursday, travel to Tampa (if necessary) and the next two games would be on Friday and Saturday.

The World Series Chronicles: Game 3

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The plan on Saturday night was to watch at the ‘Vous with a bunch of friends. As I walked to the Locust, the rain began to pour. The discussion of doing The Unthinkable quickly came up. I said to no-one in particular. “You know, if ever you’re going to a Phils World Series game, tonight is the night. Tickets are going to be dirt cheap, relatively speaking.” Everybody was hemming and hawing about it. Garbo said, “If you go, I’m in.” I continued to mull over it. I felt confident we could get a cheap ticket, and the later they pushed the start time back, the better our chances would be. All the Phils fans would stay at the ballpark, but the corporate suits sure as hell weren’t going to get their heads wet. So there would be seats. Finally, my buddy Jon texted me from a nearby bar. “Let’s go down there. Tickets will be cheap.” That was it. I was all in. “F*** it,” I wrote back. “Let’s do it.”

I looked up from my phone and asked around, “I’m going down there. Who’s in?”. Garbo said with no hesitation, “I am.” Nobody else was felt like leaving friendly confines to go on a strange adventure in the cold rain. So Garbo and I marched out like soldiers off to War, knowing that we had stormed off too cockily to return, even if we didn’t score tickets. Jon called back, and said he had changed his mind and was out. Garbo and I sloshed through the rain to the subway, and hopped on board.

Continue reading “The World Series Chronicles: Game 3”

See Kids, This is What Happens When You Talk on Your Phone in The Loo

A guy in France got his arm trapped in a train toilet when he tried to fish his phone out of it: The man was carried away by emergency services, with the toilet still attached to his arm. “He came out on a stretcher, with his hand still jammed in the toilet bowl, which they had to saw clean off,” said Benoit Gigou, a witness to the man’s plight.

Probably a Rays fan.

Pics of Last Weeks Winners

Wow, by some miracle I actually made it to Games 3 and 4. They were both incredible, though Game 3 might have been a biot more memorable because it was such an incredible game. Man, I am so exhausted. I feel like I played in those games. Details forthcoming. In the meantime, I’ll get to posting pics of last weeks winners in just a few. Beneath them will be questions about the Phillies. One guess per person.

Scoreboard, Brought to You by Home Field Advantage

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O’NEALS

  1. No Regular Numb 96
  2. Why’s The Rum Gone? 86
  3. Young Old and Restless 85
  4. Tampa is the Insightly Growth on America’s Junk 66
  5. I Dig Pigs 57

BARDS

  1. Sexually Attracted to Fire 111
  2. Sofa Kingdom 109
  3. Hurtin Bombs 96
  4. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 91
  5. Nick is Mad Old 81

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. Duane’s World 101
  2. Western Omelette 97
  3. JGTF 93
  4. But My Mom Says I’m Cool 92
  5. Mean Green Mother From Outer Space 88

GOOD DOG

  1. Steve’s Anticipatory Gash 112
  2. Outpost Awesome 81
  3. Underachievers 66
  4. Our Score is Based on the Gold Standard 42