Apparently the thing Chip and I put together went over great last night. Finally after years of unmitigated disaster from Wet Firecracker Productions, we have a winner. Hopefully, we can show it again soon. In other news and notes: 80s Prom at the Moshulu Friday night. It is fairly absurd how excited I am about this. (Sorry ladies, I’ve already got a prom date. But don’t give up hope. I still need a date for Blobfest.)
Month: July 2008
Real quick
Still working on this thing with Chip. He’ll be doing it at the Shubin Theatre, 407 Bainbridge, tonight at 8 p.m. If you’re not playing quizzo, I highly recommend this. Should be a fun show. In the meantime, here’s a rundown of weird news stories, including another guy flying through the air in a lawn chair.
Screw the Phillies…
…I’m a Sixers fan now. While the Phillies brass sat on their thumbs, the Cubs and Brewers both went out and vastly improved their pitching staffs. But why should Phillies ownership care? After all, they have found the sweet spot. They can take advantage of three of their best players ever (Rollins, Howard, and Utley) to put people in the seats. Why pay money to improve when you are selling out games? Meanwhile, read this about the Brewers: Though the owner has infused financial life into the franchise which hemorrhaged money during the pre-revenue sharing days of the Selig regime, $90 million is still a fairly significant figure for a team that plays in Major League Baseball’s smallest media market.
“We’ll probably generate some measure of a loss this season,” Attanasio said.
It’s a loss Attanasio, an investment banker by trade, is willing — and feels somewhat obligated — to take in order to produce a championship.
Even though just one team during his time as owner finished with a winning record, attendance has been steadily growing each year. The team is on pace to draw nearly three million fans in 2008. Those numbers made the move possible.
“It’s a huge boost to the fans who have had a long drought here,” Melvin said. “Maybe they thought this kind of thing couldn’t happen. We felt we needed to go for it.”
So who’s the real winner here? The Phils, obviously. They are going to win 85 games this year and maybe or maybe not make the playoffs. But who cares? Ownership will make money hand over fist either way. Meanwhile, the multi-multi millionaire who owns the Brewers is actually going to lose money. And all he’ll get for his loss is a legitimate shot at a World Series title and generate unbridled excitement for an entire city.
Around the Horn, brought to you by Shmitten Kitten
Sorry I been a little light in content lately. Just got back from VA yesterday, and things been like Whoa ever since. Had to do my Metro column this morning and then helped Chip out with a show he’s putting on tomorrow at the Shubin. I think it’s gonna be pretty hilarious, and I am hoping to have him perform this sketch again (possibly at a quizzo) in the near future. Anyways, here’s a few interesting developments:
- A website called Schmitten Kitten recently did a write up about the Quizzo Cutie. The Good News: The women who write the website look kind of hot, and just as importantly, they like dorks. The Bad News: They apparently play with the hipsters in NoLibs. Please ladies, bring your game to Center City, and allow me to introduce you to some real
losersQuizzo Cuties. - Prank calling never gets old.
- Do the right thing and vote for Pat the Bat to get to the All-Star Game. Listen, I don’t care about Carlos Lee’s RBI total, just vote for Pat, dammit!
Question of the Week
Sofa Kingdom Wins at Bards
1022 Wins at the Vous
This musical genius once said: “I don’t apologize for being patriotic… If there is something socially incorrect about being patriotic and supporting your troops, then they can kiss my [ass] on that, because I’m not going to budge on that at all.” God Bless Him. God Bless His Birthday. And God Bless America. Now let’s kill some brown people! Hell Yeah!
Hurtin’ Bombs win at Bards
Life’s a Lemon Wins at O’Neals
Pics of last weeks winners
Alright y’all, sorry I was MIA today. On the road all day, and since it was sunny, I got a sunburn on my left arm and not my right one, so that looks pretty kool. Anyways, gonna post pics of last week’s winners. With questions about people celebrating July 8th B-days. One guess per person.