Off to See the Prison

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Never been to Eastern State, so I’m gonna go check it out now. Or maybe go see the pirate exhibit. Got a buddy in town, so gonna do something touristy. Anyways, pirate quizzo was pretty good. And I think a couple of the rounds were some of my finest work. More info this afternoon, as well as photos of the winners. In the meantime, hope Adam Eaton enjoys his time as a Lakewood Blueclaw (which is where I really hope they send him.)

The Dilly on Pirate Quizzo

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  • WHO: Me and You.
  • WHAT: Pirate Quizzo, which will be very loosely based on pirates.
  • WHEN: Saturday, July 26th 8 PM
  • WHERE: Franklin Institute, 20th and Ben Franklin Parkway
  • WHY: Why not? They are promoting their Pirate exhibit, which looks pretty awesome.

Other details: Yes, I will be hosting. The winning team gets free admission to pirate exhibit. Yes, there will be a cash bar.
WARNING: There has been talk of real pirates accessing the event and disrupting quizzo. Security is especially tight to try to keep pirates out, but we can’t guarantee anything. I would suggest keeping your gold bullion at home or inside your wooden leg. For more details, click here.

Scoreboard, brought to you by Blackbeard

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O’NEALS

  1. Jeremy’s Fingers 101
  2. Young Old and Restless 100
  3. Dorksided 99
  4. We Got Nothin 94
  5. I Had Your Moms Cell # 88

BARDS

  1. Hurtin Bombs 108**
  2. Sofa Kingdom 108
  3. Puerto Rico Bound 101
  4. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 100
  5. Tuesday Night Brights 92

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. The Jams 108
  2. Trust Us We Know 93
  3. But My Mom Says I’m Cool 90
  4. Mendte’s Email Maniacs 89
  5. Susan’s Peters 81

BLACK SHEEP

  1. John Brown’s Booty 101
  2. Duane’s World 94
  3. 5th Placers 92
  4. Stop, Or My Mom Will Die 86
  5. Sparkling Celebration Drinkers 83

GOOD DOG

  1. Pseudoscientologists 81
  2. Home Despot 67
  3. The Master Batters 59
  4. Underachievers 54
  5. Awesome Blossom 52

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 100
  2. Hurtin Bombs 95
  3. Quackenbush 90
  4. We Buy S*** in Bulk 70
  5. Beauty & the Beasts 65

**won in overtime

Aliens Among Us

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Former astronaut and moonwalker Dr. Edgar Mitchell claims that aliens have been visiting us on earth, and that they are much more sophisticated than us. “I’ve been in military and intelligence circles, who know that beneath the surface of what has been public knowledge, yes – we have been visited. Reading the papers recently, it’s been happening quite a bit.” He’s right, by the way. I’ve dated a couple of them.