Sexy Time

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The economy is going completely into the toilet and Wall Street is being bailed out by Bush while homeowners are left on their own, but who cares? We have more sex talk! Apparently, Jim McGreevey and his wife used to do the wild thing with another guy. Here’s the money line from that one: “We called it the Friday Night Special,” Pedersen said. The “intense” escapades, he said, usually began with a “couple of drinks” at a local T.G.I. Friday’s and culminated in “a hard-core consensual sex orgy” between the three of them at McGreevey’s Woodbridge condo. What? Are you serious? They ate at TGI Fridays? Well, that’s Jersey for ya.

Oh, and the new governor of New York, he used to cheat on his wife, too. As for Ashley Dupre, well she’s raking in the money off her dope new song.

Scoreboard, Brought to You By The Emperors Club

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O’NEALS

  1. He Who Speaks to Spear Tooth 96
  2. We Got Nothing 87
  3. Young, Old and Restless 67
  4. Buzztime Tattoo 59
  5. Johnny Bettertimes 57

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 110
  2. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 108
  3. Clients #10 and #11 80
  4. Cutz Dat Flo 69
  5. Um, I Think You Did Hook Up W/ Him 53

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. Ganjer or Mary Anne (aka Jams) 114**
  2. Trust Us We Know 101
  3. 1022 85
  4. Someone Went Corporate 74
  5. Grady Bunch 69

BLACK SHEEP

  1. Duane’s World 108
  2. Spitzer Swallows: Prince of Thieves 99
  3. The Original Spitzer Swallows 88
  4. Emperors Club VIP 86
  5. Trashtastic 82

GOOD DOG

  1. MAGMA 111
  2. Shomer Shabbas 83
  3. The Underachievers 81
  4. Lucille II 63
  5. The Misfitz 50

BARDS

  1. Western Omelette 104
  2. Hurtin Bombs 100
  3. Rather have a bottle in front of me…100
  4. Sofa Kingdom 95
  5. Yes You Can’t 83

**Had a perfect score going into final question. Missed “Who sings Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots?” Answer was Flaming Lips.