Month: March 2008
Sexy Time
The economy is going completely into the toilet and Wall Street is being bailed out by Bush while homeowners are left on their own, but who cares? We have more sex talk! Apparently, Jim McGreevey and his wife used to do the wild thing with another guy. Here’s the money line from that one: “We called it the Friday Night Special,” Pedersen said. The “intense” escapades, he said, usually began with a “couple of drinks” at a local T.G.I. Friday’s and culminated in “a hard-core consensual sex orgy” between the three of them at McGreevey’s Woodbridge condo. What? Are you serious? They ate at TGI Fridays? Well, that’s Jersey for ya.
Oh, and the new governor of New York, he used to cheat on his wife, too. As for Ashley Dupre, well she’s raking in the money off her dope new song.
Coming soon!
Gotta work on my column for the Metro, but in a little while I’m gonna put up our annual bracket challenge. Got a few gift certificates to give away. So check back soon.
St. Patties Day Fun Facts
Here’s some fun St. Patties Day facts for you to kick around. And oh by the way, who in the hell was this St. Patrick we’ve been hearing so much about? Finally, here are a few facts about corned beef.
Western Omelette Wins at Bards
Jams Wins (repped by Yoshimi, Pink Robots)
Sofa Kingdom Wins
He Who Speaks to Spear Tooth Wins at O’Neals
Pics of last weeks winners
Alright, since this is amateur nig St. Patrick’s Day, I’m gonna ask questions about the Irish under pics of last week’s winners. One guess per person.
Scoreboard, Brought to You By The Emperors Club
O’NEALS
- He Who Speaks to Spear Tooth 96
- We Got Nothing 87
- Young, Old and Restless 67
- Buzztime Tattoo 59
- Johnny Bettertimes 57
BARDS
- Sofa Kingdom 110
- Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 108
- Clients #10 and #11 80
- Cutz Dat Flo 69
- Um, I Think You Did Hook Up W/ Him 53
LOCUST RENDEZVOUS
- Ganjer or Mary Anne (aka Jams) 114**
- Trust Us We Know 101
- 1022 85
- Someone Went Corporate 74
- Grady Bunch 69
BLACK SHEEP
- Duane’s World 108
- Spitzer Swallows: Prince of Thieves 99
- The Original Spitzer Swallows 88
- Emperors Club VIP 86
- Trashtastic 82
GOOD DOG
- MAGMA 111
- Shomer Shabbas 83
- The Underachievers 81
- Lucille II 63
- The Misfitz 50
BARDS
- Western Omelette 104
- Hurtin Bombs 100
- Rather have a bottle in front of me…100
- Sofa Kingdom 95
- Yes You Can’t 83
**Had a perfect score going into final question. Missed “Who sings Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots?” Answer was Flaming Lips.