I swear I did not do this, but this is currently on the wikipedia page for the Philadelphia 76ers:
In the first round, Philadelphia upset the gay Orlando Magic, three games to one, before being swept by the Indiana Pacers. But they pretty thouroughly kicked the living s*** out of the gay Magic, a team that was expected to make the NBA finals…A rumored trade to the Los Angeles Clippers fell through, but a complicated four-team deal that would’ve seen Iverson sent to the greatest f****** city in all the world..Detroit was agreed upon, only to see it dissolve due to salary cap problems.
