-Hey, do you think this is gonna work? (Be sure to scroll down and see accompanying photo. SFW).
-Congratulations Good Dog! Craig Laban says they have the best cheeseburger in Philadelphia. (Inky via Foobooz.)
-Don’t worry. Just because Rummy left doesn’t mean we still can’t torture US citizens w/o charges against them. (NY Times)
-Happy 43rd to pole vaulter Sergei Bubka (pronounced, delightfully, Sir-gay Boob-ka)) and happy 37th to Jay Z.
-It was on this date in 1872 that the ghost ship Mary Celeste was discovered, in excellent condition, with nothing missing but the passegers and crew. What happened? The Straight Dope investigates.