What astronomer is credited with discovering Pluto in 1930?
Month: August 2006
Let’s Put Pluto Back Where It Belongs!
As you might imagine, I am simply outraged by Pluto getting the shaft by so-called scientists. Well, I am not going to take this egregious act lying down, or even laying down. Whatever. I started a petition that we hope to send to the evil liars who perpetrated this fraud! I need your help to make Pluto a planet again! Also, check out the new poll on the right side of the page.
SIGN THE PETITION!!!
Today is my birthday, and my father says I can have anything I want
That’s right, ladies and gentlemen, today is Pee Wee Herman’s birthday. Happy birthday, PW!!!
Related: PW discusses his shady past with none other than Stone Phillips.
Trying to hide my glee
Tee-hee-hee-hee. Ha…Ha..HaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (gasping for air) HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (Rolling back in chair, then falling backwards to the ground, but not caring.) HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! (Rolling around floor, holding sides, happier than I think I’ve ever been.)
JGT To Host Simpsons Quizzo at the Franklin!
I will be helping to close out the animation festival at the Franklin Insitute with a Simpsons quizzo next friday night! I will have plenty more details at the start of next week.
JGT makes passionate plea to the 10! show
Now, as most of you know, the day I co-hosted the 10! show was one of the most memorable in the history of network television. Not because of anything I did, but because of what Bill Henley told Miss America. Well, those heady days of sly sexy innuendo are long gone, replaced by pizza giveaways that are remarkable only because of how awkward they are. In a desperate attempt to save the 10! show from getting away from what made it so freaking wonderful in the first place, I sent the following e-mail this morning. I’ll let you know if I hear anything back.
I saw your Papa John’s pizza giveaway today, and let’s face it, it was one of the longest minutes in the history of television. Therefore, local comedian Chip Chantry and I, co-hosts of the “Wheel of Terrific” game show
on Monday nights at the Trocadero, have decided that we will graciously deliver the next pizza and deliver it with so much freaking excitement it will make your head spin. I look forward to hearing from you concerning this vital matter.
How backwards is this guy?
OK, to me the real shocker isn’t the fact that George Allen uttered a derogatory term (uttering racial slurs doesn’t necessarily hurt your campaign in the mountains of Virginia), the shocker is that he obviously doesn’t know what freaking decade we live in. Had he never heard of YouTube? Does he not know about the Average Homeboy? YouTube can make you a star overnight, Senator Allen. Looks like you had to learn the hard way.
RELATED: Good article about Joe Vento’s new favorite Senator in Salon.
A’ight
A’ight peeps, it’s off to Spanish class. I’ll holla atcha in the afternoon. In the meantime…it was at this time last year that I first heard from Killdozer, Jr. If you haven’t read my correspondance with him, I highly recommend it.
Mona Lisa Stolen!
OK, so it happened 95 years ago, but it’s still a pretty kool story. Though the painting was stolen on August 20th, nobody realized it was stolen until the 22nd. (This is the French we’re talking about here, people.)
WOW!
Last night at the Troc was freaking incredible, as Chip Chantry and I hosted an amazing new game show, Wheel of Terrific, which featured kidnappings, John Mark Karr sightings, and balloons. I am going to highly suggest that you show up next week to see what is, honestly, the greatest game show ever assembled.