In a a startling announcement made earlier today, it was discovered that another human being besides Johnny Goodtimes had signed the “Preserve Pluto’s Planethood” petition! “Wow, this thing is really starting to take off,” saidan exasperated Goodtimes. “With this ‘can-do’ spirit, I think we should have Pluto relisted as a planet in no time.” Critics, who had charged that this was, without question, “the least succesful petition in the history of mankind”, are currently eating their words.
