Satan Not So Bad, says Johnny

Johnny Goodtimes gave Lucifer the OK after attending a punk rock concert on Thursday night. “Yeah, Satan isn’t so bad, I guess,” said Johnny. “I mean, could all of these people be wrong?” Johnny, who got his picture taken with the lead singer from the band Satanic Freedom (that’s not their real name, but it’s got a nice ring to it), said the band was true to it’s word. “At one point during the concert, the lead singer said that they were making the kind of music that is heard in hell, and after hearing a couple of songs, I’m definitely inclined to agree with his assessment.”