It Our Time Wins; Johnny Villified By Press

In a scathing article three weeks ago, Johnny Goodtimes claimed that the City Paper was satisfied with being second best. He was eating those words on Wednesday, as staff members of the City Paper won at both Black Sheep and Nick’s. Johnny, who claims he was misquoted (which doesn’t make much sense, since he wrote the article), was humiliated after the events. To further discredit the Quiz Doctor, City Paper revealed it’s cover for next week’s paper (below).