Category Archives: Weird & Wacky

Thomas Crapper and the Etymology of “Crap”

crapperThomas Crapper turns 173 today (he doesn’t look a day over 135). Crapper probably has more rumors and innuendo swirling around him than any other plumber in the world. For one, there are many who believe that he invented the flush toilet. Not true. This from snopes:

Although Thomas Crapper took out nine plumbing patents between 1881 and 1896, none of these patents was for the “valveless water-waste preventer” he is often credited with having invented. The first  patent for a siphonic flush was taken out by Joseph Adamson in 1853, eight years before Crapper started his plumbing business.

Ok, but what about the fact that the word “crap” comes from Thomas Crapper? That has to be true, right? Alas, no. This from the online etymology dictionary. crap: (n.), from one of a cluster of words generally applied to things cast off or discarded (e.g. “weeds growing among corn” (1425), “residue from renderings” (1490s), 18c. underworld slang for “money,” and in Shropshire, “dregs of beer or ale”), all probably from Middle English (1100-1500 a.d.).crappe “grain that was trodden underfoot in a barn, chaff”

Happy Mike the Headless Chicken Day!


It was on this date in 1948 that Mike the Headless Chicken had his head cut off. He would go on to live for 18 more months, despite having no head. That’s some chicken! Here are some headless fun facts!

Lily Tomlin Smackdown (NSFW. At all)


This will give away an answer to a question at tonight’s quizzo, but oh well. It’s an easy first rounder anyway. This is a pretty epic meltdown that took place on the set on one of the worst movies I have ever seen. I Heart Huckabees was one of the stupidest pieces of pseudo-intellectual drivel I have ever witnessed, and a little over halfway through I was so bored I went out in the lobby and read the paper. I’m still bitter about the hour plus I wasted on this garbage, and hope the director and the stars were all miserable the whole time they made it. That would give me a small bit of satisfaction.

The Controversial History of the Jacuzzi

old-pink-jacuzzi-adEarlier this week I asked: “True or False, the jacuzzi is named after one of its inventors, Roy Jacuzzi”. The “one of” was important, because Roy actually came into the game late. His uncle Candido did most of the heavy lifting, but Roy put all of the pieces together to make what we today consider the jacuzzi. That is, however, disputed, as someone (apparently a Candido supporter) blasts Roy on wikipedia:

The patent for the first portable Jacuzzi was filed in 1963, Patent # 3,159,849 and also for the first self-contain Jacuzzi Whirlpool filed in 1964 and marketed in 1968 as the first Hydrotherapy Tub patente4d #3,297,025 inventor Candido Jacuzzi yet Roy is getting this credibility. However, after Jacuzzi was bought out in the late 1970′s by Kiddie, they hired Roy (young in his 20′s to remain with the last name Jacuzzi and in time he became President). During this time, the Jacuzzi’s company website and history of who invented the whirlpool was modified, changed and Roy Jacuzzi started to earn this creditability as the inventor. After 30 years, and new President in charge, the original patent #3,297,025 was sent (certified) to Jacuzzi Corporation in Chino CA. However, Jacuzzi Corporation would not discuss this issue,(return calls) correct the website history that the inventor for the Jacuzzi Whirlpool was in truth, Candido Jacuzzi.

Some inconsistencies are in that write up (I doubt that Roy modified the company website in the 1970s). But it leads to the question: Did the jacuzzi lead to a falling out among the Jacuzzis? It is interesting to note that Candido’s name is not used in the history section on the official jacuzzi website, though he is seen by many as being the inventor. I also discovered that it was pretty much a family operated business, employing 100 Jacuzzis, until it was sold to Kiddie Inc in 1979, at which point  all of the Jacuzzis got out of the business except Roy, who was later was named President and CEO of the company.

Philly Athletes and Animal Cruelty


Many people are outraged at the Eagles for signing Michael Vick. But what about other Philly athletes who have abused animals in the past? The sad truth is that Philadelphia has a long and sad history with animal abusers on its teams. Here are just a few.

Happy Birthday Yahoo Serious


Yahoo was born on this date in 1953. I haven’t seen Young Einstein since it came out. Has anyone seen it recently? Does it hold up? In case you were wondering, Yahoo is still doing movies, and he hates Yahoo! because he claims they stole his name.
Plagiarism is a form of flattery some say. Well maybe in some cases, if carried out by other artists. But a bunch of marketeers have destroyed the uniqueness of a name. They’ve blanded it, McDonaldised it! Worse actually. There were hundreds of thousands of people in the world called McDonald. There is only one person called Yahoo. There is only one real Yahoo and no amount of mass marketing can ever change the facts or the history.

My New Favorite International City

picture-1To all of those haters who think that my sense of humor is juvenile, I just say “Phuket.”

Corey Feldman, Cole Hamels, and Arthur Kade


Happy 38th birthday Corey Feldman!

I think we should trade Hamels for Halladay. There, I said it.

Arthur Kade, a marketing ploy? Say it ain’t so!

One of the Ugliest Buildings on Earth

montparnasse-tower-parisThere was a question in the wildcard round: This Parisian skyscraper was voted 2nd ugliest building in the world in 2008 by virtual tourist (Here’s the complete list). As you can see above, it is an embarrasment, and perhaps even uglier than the hotel in North Korea I have an unhealthy obsession with.

Buzz Aldrin Records A Rap Song

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The planet Earth gets weirder every goddamm minute. I can’t believe Buzz Aldrin is chilling with Snoop Dogg and recording rap songs. What a badass. Remember, we’re gonna be putting on a space show on Monday at the Khyber. It’s gonna be out of this world.

Dolphin 56

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As you are well aware, I have a history with dolphins, and have a lot of worthless knowledge about bottlenose dolphins. I therefore found this article about an Atlantic bottlenose dolphin hanging out off the Jersey Shore pretty interesting, and think you might too. (By the way, don’t feed dolphins in the wild, especially off motorboats, as there is a major problem with them getting their fins caught in propellors.)

“After a few minutes, when he realized he wasn’t going to get any fish from me, he—and this is no kidding—he swam off, caught a fish in his mouth, then returned with the fish sticking out to show me,” Ritt master says. “He was saying, ‘Feed me fish! I want fish from you!’ Obviously, he was capable of catching fish for himself. So what’s another explanation for his behavior? I mean, it sort of implies he wants interaction with people.”

Sweet! I Just Got a Prank Call!


I am happy to report that the art of mindless prank calls has not ended. I just received a call from an unusual number, and when I picked it up, a teenager on the other line asked, “Hey, can we go swimming?” to which I answered, still not knowing who this was, “Where?” His reply was “Your house.” Then I heard giggling thru the nose and got hung up on. The pointless, uncreative prank calls, the ones where the only real purpose was to call a complete stranger and talk to them, are really the best. Then you and your buddies crack up because you can’t believe he asked that dude if you could go swimming at his house.

This is Pretty Awesome

shitto1Stumbled across this fantastic web site last night called oddee. Here are a few favorites:

Worst product names.

Craziest Products inspired by bacon.

World’s most flexible women (This one somehow made me both turned on and nauseous at the same time.)

If Your Mother Only Knew


This never stops blowing my mind. This is former Roots member Rahzel. Keep in mind, he is doing both the singing and the beatboxing on this song. All of the sound you hear is made by Rahzel alone.