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Quizzo Tonight

You know what it is. Locust Rendezvous at 6:15 p.m. where the #1 Government Team Competitor will be looking to defend the title. On to Founding Fathers at 8:30, where the always formidable Duane’s World escaped with a 1 point win last week. Can you hold them off? See ya tonight!

Quizzo Tonight


A tripleheader tonight, folks, with no dominant teams at any of tonight’s venues, meaning victory is yours for the taking. We kick it off at Industry at 6:30 p.m. Two $3 local draughts for quizzo. Happy hour until 7pm with buck a shuck oysters, $3 local beers, $4 house wine, and $5 select cocktails. On to Birra at 8 p.m. with Carl B Sure. $1 off bottles and cans and $5 bar snacks. And we wrap it up at Bards at 9:15 p.m. $3 Lagers. Wild card round theme is Pacific Northwest. Hope to see ya tonight!

Sidecar Quizzo Tonight

Alright, we’ll be back in business at Sidecar tonight. Action starts at 9:30. But heads up: next week we’ll be moving the Sidecar quiz to Tuesday. I’ll have some more details about a few changes in the schedule tomorrow. See ya tonight!

Quizzo Tonight

Action starts at 6:30 tonight at the Vous. We move to Founding Fathers at 8:30. One quiz this week. Hope to see ya tonight!

The Quizzo Bowl Video Round w/ Chip Chantry

After the quiz, a lot of people were talking about the Chip Chantry round, so I thought we’d share online. You can watch it above, and answers are posted after the jump.

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Final Scores for Quizzo Bowl XIII


There’s still video, photos, and a recap to come this coming week, but today I just wanna congratulate He’ll Have the Meatloaf on winning their first ever Quizzo Bowl! Alright, there you have it, now I’m off to drink a Bloody Mary. Here are all of the final scores:

  1. He’ll Have the Meatloaf 148
  2. On Her Majesty’s Secret Cervix 147
  3. Lambda, Lambda, Lambda 144
  4. There’s No “I” in CGA 140
  5. Sofa Kingdom 137
  6. Tempura House (A Shelter for Lightly Battered Women) 135
  7. Motor City In the Lead 134
  8. Brexit, Pursued by a Bear 134
  9. #1 Team Government Competitor 134
  10. Synchronized Trampoline 132
  11. Johnny Goodtimes Facebook Status: It’s Complicated 132
  12. Jacobite for Destruction 132
  13. Duane’s World 129
  14. Rooty-Tooty, Punch and Judy 126
  15. Quarrymen in Tights 125
  16. But My Mom Says I’m Cool 120
  17. The Cracked Pact 119
  18. Jawn of the Dead 118
  19. Wendy’s Wonders 115
  20. Satan’s Minions 114
  21. Brexit Pursued by a Bear (no comma) 114
  22. That Furry Team Gives Us All the Erections 107
  23. Dr. Teeth & the Electric Mayhem 106
  24. Jerk and a Squirt 105
  25. Our Answers Aren’t Wrong, They’re Just Alternative Facts 101
  26. The Fifth Estate 100
  27. Zombie Arthur Lives 99
  28. The Specific Jawns 99
  29. The Queen’s Corgis 99
  30. Vortex 98
  31. Imaginary Pablo & the Goat 98
  32. Grab ‘em By the Cockfosters 98
  33. Oedipus and the Motherfuckers 96
  34. Quizzo-bowl-eyns 94
  35. Grab ‘em By the Quizzo 77
  36. Sofa King Terrible 75

Quizzo Bowl Update

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We are sold out completely. If anyone cancels last minute (hey, it’s happened before) I’ll get back in touch with teams who have contacted me in the order they reached out.

For teams that do have tickets, here’s the deal: doors open at 7 p.m. It’s first come, first serve on tables, so the earlier you get there the better shot you have of picking your table. Action will start at 8 p.m. And you know me: I LIKE TO BE PROMPT! No, but seriously, I’d like to start as close to 8 as possible, so get in there and get your butts in your seats.

As far as the theme, I would definitely expect some British questions, but the entire quiz will not be about England (or the British Invasion). It’ll be across the board, lots of topics, a few special guests, and a special Chip Chantry video round.

And a reminder that this will not be a usual 1 hour, 45 minute quiz. These things tend to run about 3 hours, 15 minutes (though no guarantees on time either way). But that’s fine: it’s a Saturday night, it’s a big night out for all of us. Settle in, relax, and as we say down South: “kick it on back”. The band is gonna be great, the questions should be fun, several gift certificates to give away, Fastball Bob will be there, it’s going to be ridiculous.

As far as an afterparty, I figured that this year we’d keep it simple: we’ll just move it upstairs. Instead of all trying to take a cab somewhere and gulp some drinks down before last call, why don’t we just go upstairs at World Cafe and chill for a couple of hours?

The trophy has been picked up, the questions are done, uh, getting there, and I think we’re gonna have a fine time. If you’re gonna tweet about the event tonight, use the hashtag #Quizzobowl. I’ll be tweeting here today and tonight before, during, and after the event. If you have any questions or concerns, post them below in comments. Thanks! -JGT

Quizzo Now at Birra!


We kicked off last week with our first quiz ever at Birra, hosted by Carl B Sure. Great venue for a quiz. If you’re around East Passyunk, please help put the word out! Action continues tonight at 8 p.m. with lots of great specials:

  • $1 off all bottles and cans
  • $3 meatball sliders
  • $4 Caprese Crostinis
  • $5 Hummus and Flatbread

This is gonna be a great quiz, so be sure to get out if you’re in the neighborhood.

Quizzo Tonight


The annual St Valentine’s Massacre starts at O’Neals at 8 p.m. On to City Tap House at 10:15. Questions about celebrity breakups, hate songs, and toxic relationships. Hope to see ya tonight!

Valentine’s Day Massacre Begins Tonight at Sidecar

Action begins at 9:30 p.m. tonight at Sidecar. We’ll have questions about jilted lovers, hate, and celebrity breakups to celebrate the holiday. Hope to see ya tonight!

Quizzo Tonight

Action starts at the VOus at 6:30 and on to the Founding Fathers at 8:30. And yes, I do have QUizzo Bowl tix on me if your team needs to buy. See ya tonight!

Quizzo Tonight

You know the dilly, yo. We kick it off at Industry at 6:30. Quizzo drink specials and awesome food. Bards at 9:15. It’s rock n roll. And yes, I’ll have Quizzo Bowl tix on me to sell.

Quizzo Tonight

We kick it off at Locust Rendezvous at 6:30 pm. On to Founding Fathers at 8:30. Only one quiz this week, since i’m writing another one for the football quiz on Friday. And yes, I will have Quizzo Bowl tickets for sale on me tonight.

Beatles Cover Band The Newspaper Taxis to Perform at Quizzo Bowl XIII

Excited to announce that our musical performers for Quizzo Bowl XIII will be a Beatles cover band called the Newspaper Taxis! Check them out above at a performance at the Ardmore. The guitar player on the left, Bob T., has played in Quizzo Bowls past. Excited to have them on the big stage for our 13th Quizzo Bowl spectacular.