Alright, last quiz of the week, so we’re adding explosions to the mix! Robot explosions! On Sex Island! You’ve never seen anything like this in your life! We start at Industry at 6:30. Move to Bards at 9:15. Let’s do it!
OK, OK, so judging by the meager turnout at Sidecar last night, you guys aren’t all that impressed by Island Week. So I’ve decided to change the name to “Sex Island” Week. I know that’s a bit of a better draw. Now, there won’t be any questions about sex, per se, but there will be a lot of questions about islands. And it’s a pretty fun quiz! You’ll enjoy it! We’re going to play Name that Tune for candy! Welcome to Sex Island! It’s filled with candy!
The action starts at O’Neals at 8 p.m. $50 Gift Card for the winners, which doubles to $100 if you score 120 points or more. Great opportunity to get a win (I mostly just say that because it pisses of Jawn of the Dead).
Alla Spina kicks off at 8 p.m. as well. Hosted by Carl B Sure, this is a terrific place to play the quiz. $2 off all drafts on quiz night, excellent food, and it’s anybody’s ballgame. No dominant teams. And terrific prizes. $50 for first place and $35 for 2nd.
We wrap up at City Tap House at 10:15. The interesting thing about Tuesdays: it’s by far the biggest prize money and by far the most wide open for new teams to win. $100 gift cert for first and $50 for 2nd. Come! Take this money!
This week we’re gonna get away from the rat race with a trip to the islands. Which islands? ALL OF THEM!!! Yep, it’s going to be the best vacation ever. We’ll listen to reggae and drink mai tais and pretend like this election sin’t really happening. It’s going to be great. Action starts tonight at Sidecar at 9:30. Oh, and there’s a new JGTAI facebook challenge related to this as well that can earn your team points. See ya there!
The party ends tonight. After a week of trashing hotels, making out with groupies, and drinking whiskey straighto out of the bottle, we’re gonna be closing up shop. But there is time for one last shot at debauchery. Tonight we start at Industry at 6:30. Drink specials and great food, and a great shot to get a win. New JGTSI scores will be up on Monday.
On to Bards at 9:15 p.m. You know the deal. See ya tonight!
Well, we put it to a vote, and in a narrow 24-20 decision, Sex Drugs and Rock n Roll edged International Quiz. So this week’s quiz will be all about Sex Drugs and Rock n Roll. The action starts tonight at Sidecar at 9:30 with special guest host Foobooz Art (I’m flying back from Chicago). Hope to see ya this week!
Since today is #Nationalpoetryday, and I think that most of the best poets in America right now are hip hop artists, I wanna share this incredible verse from a rapper over in Camden, Mir Fontane. Great poetry takes the reader places they wouldn’t ordinarily go, and this song does a terrific job of doing that. Paints a picture of his neighborhood in one verse better than any newscast I’ve ever seen.
Why Vicky gettin’ money cause he got a little set now
Shae lost her baby so she back smokin that wet now
Pooh got booked I heard he working with the Feds now
til Tony caught him slippin’ shoulda never turned his head round
Keisha still f*ck around with crackhead James
Heard he sold a flat screen so he could buy more caine
And Jermaine sit on the block and it’s a shame cause he smart
His momma crying every day and say he breakin’ her heart
The whole hood shed tears when they heard Diggs got killed
It’s been two whole years and ain’t no bids got dealt
A n*gga that I called my homie f*cked around and changed on me
Pulled the heat from off his hip and tried to make it rain on me
This what y’all call hell but this what I call home
And I’ma grind it til I get it, once I get it, I’m gone
White folks want drugs, so they come & spend they bucks here
But they ain’t got no bus fare, now them n*ggas stuck here.
We kick it off at Industry at 6:30 p.m. We’ve had a good time with this one this week, and things seem to be picking up as the weather cools. As always, great drink specials, great service, and a great shot at a win.
On to Bards at 9:15 p.m. You know the dilly. Hope to see ya tonight!
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