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Pics of Last Week Winners

NORTH STAR

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  1. Inkspot 122
  2. Buy Some Pope Soap 103
  3. Particles 88

SIDECAR

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  1. In the Lead 111
  2. Pope My Cherry 99
  3. First @2, First @ 4 90

O’NEALS

  1. Pope Jawn 120
  2. Encyclopedophiles 107
  3. Down to Clown 104

CITY TAP HOUSE

  1. Jesters of Tortuga 116
  2. Ukraine in the Membrane 112
  3. Particles in Her Box 107

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

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  1. Synchronized Trampoline 111
  2. Hispanic at the Disco 104
  3. Superfluity 103

FOUNDING FATHERS

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  1. Tie-First Duane’s World 119*
  2. Tie-First Jitney Spears 119
  3. Juanny Badtimes 95

*We went to 4 overtimes, they got every Extra question correct, and so for the first time in quizzo history, I called it a tie.

INDUSTRY

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  1. I’m Having an Affair w/ This Ice Cream Sandwich 94
  2. Anna is Spinal Tap 84
  3. Popezilla 82

BARDS

  1. Must Love Popes 125
  2. Pope Floats 112
  3. Papas Fritas 95

This Week’s Scores and Pics

NORTH STAR

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  1.  Swiss Navy 98
  2. Inkspot 94
  3. County Cook 86

SIDECAR

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  1. Jitney Spears 122
  2. In the Lead 116
  3. There’s No “I” in Quizzo 111

O’NEALS

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  1. Encyclopedophiles 119
  2. Savage Ear 102
  3. Don’t Fuck with the Jesus 94

CITY TAP HOUSE

  1.  Jesters of Tortuga 127
  2. Underground bard 106
  3. Ukraine in the Membrane 105

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

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  1. Killer Clams 102
  2. Synchronized Trampoline 91
  3. Quaalude to a Kiss: The Bill Cosby Story 89

FOUNDING FATHERS

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  1. Duane’s World 107
  2. Jitney Spears 99
  3. Founding Farters 86

 

INDUSTRY

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  1. Popesack 105
  2. From Parts Unknown 101
  3. Exhausted Nihilists 88

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 123
  2. Johnny Goodjobshowinupontimes 113
  3. CGA 95

Pics of ThIs Weeks Winners

NORTH STAR

2015-04-06 20.55.36

  1. Inkspot 94
  2. O’Trivia Newton John 92
  3. Stillmaniacs 91

SIDECAR

2015-04-06 22.59.21

  1. Ruff Ryder’s Gas Station Crew 110
  2. There’s No I in Quizzo 96
  3. Dr. Gary Lewis is Single 80

O’NEALS

2015-04-07 21.56.17

  1. Hooter and Chuff 116
  2. Savage Ear 102
  3. Encyclopedophiles 80

CITY TAP HOUSE

2015-04-08 00.01.50

 

  1. Coach K Spraypaints his Hair 93
  2. Underground Bard 92
  3. Why is This Quizzo Different? 92

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

2015-04-08 20.05.48

  1. On Wednesdays We Wear Pink 115
  2. Denim Chicken 112
  3. Synch Tramp 104

FOUNDING FATHERS

2015-04-08 21.59.57

  1. Duane’s World 115
  2. Must Love Pogs 108
  3. Benny and the Vets 105

INDUSTRY

2015-04-09 20.53.08

  1. Imaginary Pablo and the Goat 107
  2. Missing Heads 105
  3. Testes Factory 93

BARDS

2015-04-09 22.50.16

  1. I Quizzed My Pants 113
  2. Trivia Team Rob Lowes 102
  3. ISIS ISIS Baby 98

 

Pics and Scores of This Weeks Winners

NORTH STAR

2015-03-30 20.58.45

  1. Inkspot 111
  2. Bob Durst’s Trust Fund 110
  3. Stillmaniacs 100

SIDECAR

2015-03-30 22.59.02

  1. Dr Gary Lewis Is Single 100
  2. In the Lead 94
  3. Jitney Spears 93
  4. Amigos 93

O’NEALS

2015-03-31 21.50.57

  1. Savage Ear 106
  2. Down to Clown 98
  3. Encyclopedophiles 95
  4. Testes Factory 95

CITY TAP HOUSE

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  1. Underground Bard 109
  2. 6331 Hollywood Blvd 93
  3. A-Trill Fools 86

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

2015-04-01 20.23.06

  1. You Can’t Sit With Us 113
  2. Sync Trap 2: Electric Boogaloo 109
  3. #1 Government Team Competitor 109

FOUNDING FATHERS

2015-04-01 22.25.50

  1. Duane’s World 117
  2. Paupers of the Surf 110
  3. Jitney Spears 105

INDUSTRY

2015-04-02 20.46.06

  1. Why Can’t Us 117
  2. Popesack 105
  3. ISIS ISIS Baby 101

BARDS

2015-04-02 23.14.05

  1. Ruby Tuesdays 116
  2. Game Blouses 109
  3. Specific Jawns 104

Pics of Last Weeks Winners

NORTH STAR

2015-03-16 21.03.35

  1. Inkspot 93
  2. Hopservation Desk 90
  3. Steve Holt 79

SIDECAR

2015-03-16 23.19.11

  1. Jitney Spears 91
  2. Dr. Gary Lewis is Single 87
  3. There’s No I in Quizzo 82

CITY TAP HOUSE

2015-03-18 00.10.09

  1. Jerome Allen’s Job Security 94
  2. Hillary XoXo 87
  3. Saint Pinhos Day 86

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. Hispanic at the Disco 115
  2. ISIS ISIS Baby 103
  3. Riversharks 102
  4. Synchronized Trampoline 102

FOUNDING FATHERS

2015-03-18 22.29.04

  1. Prospect of Keith 120
  2. Duane’s World 119
  3. What About Butt Stuff? 96

INDUSTRY

2015-03-19 20.36.52

  1. The Missing Heads 100
  2. Popesack 97
  3. Why Can’t Us 93

BARDS

2015-03-19 23.07.20

  1. Ruby Tuesday 113
  2. Game Blouses 102
  3. That’s the Good Stuff 93

Power Rankings

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  1. Steak Em Up. A dominant win on Tuesday allows the Steaks to remain on top. Last week #1
  2. The Jams. 21 point win keeps them nipping at the Steaks heels. Last week #2
  3. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics. A week of blowouts, as four teams won by 10 or more. L. Ron was one of those teams. Big win at the Ugly American propels them to #3, despite a 2nd place finish at Bards on Tuesday. Last week #4
  4. The Ear: Not Your Typical Orifice. Whoever thought this team could claw their way into the Top 5? Two straight wins at O’Neals moves them to #4. Last week #7
  5. Axis of Evil Knieval. 2nd Place finish at the Black Sheep keeps them in the five hole. Last week #5
  6. The Unusual Suspects. Big win at the Black Sheep for the Unusual Suspects, helped in part by a Duane’s World defector. Last week NR
  7. Duane’s World. A 3rd place finish. A defector. No wins at the Black Sheep in over a month. The word is freefall. Last week #3
  8. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion. A 3rd place finish at the Bards on Tuesday is nothing to brag about, but it keeps ‘em in the Top 10.
  9. Savage Henry. Been on the outside looking in for a few weeks, but the break through with a 2nd place finish on Tuesday. Last week NR
  10. Why’s John’s Rum Gone? A finish out of the top 3 has this team hanging on by a string. Last week #8

Scoreboard from Last Week, Brought to You by Mastershake

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O’NEALS

  1. Don’t Vote for Pedro 114
  2. Why is John’s Rum Gone 106
  3. Savage Henry 105
  4. Dork Sided 92
  5. Let’s Not Finish Last 86

BARDS

  1. Stimulate Your Prostate 96
  2. Team Angus 78
  3. Wise Latina Females 77
  4. Strong, Durable, Dyke 76
  5. Lazy and Lucky 72

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. The Jams 92
  2. Quiz on Your Face 91
  3. 1022 86
  4. I Drink Blood 82
  5. My Mom Says I’m Cool 81

BLACK SHEEP

  1. Hurtin’ Bombs 100
  2. Satan’s Minions 99
  3. Duane’s World 98
  4. Let’s Hope Pedro Did Steroids 89
  5. Baron Munchausen 88

UGLY AMERICAN

  1. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 113
  2. The Axis of Evil Knieval 107
  3. Urban Achievers 103
  4. Duane’s World 99
  5. ??????

BARDS

  1. Brain Nachos 91
  2. Colon 83
  3. Pedro Martinez & the Astronauts 75
  4. Vinit Drinks Bad Santas 66
  5. Stimulate Your Prostate 66

Scoreboard, Brought to You By Marie Antoinette

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O’NEALS

  1. Why’s John’s Rum Gone? 100
  2. Same Name as last Week 94
  3. Tooth Wind and Fire 89
  4. Annie Isn’t OK 88
  5. Flavor Babies 88

BARDS

  1. NaCl 107
  2. Seeds of Success 86
  3. Inappropriate Steve McNair Team Name 74
  4. Lazy Bums 73
  5. Beer is Our Anti-Drug 53

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. The Jams 108
  2. Magnus Ver Magnusson 92
  3. Welcome to My Puja 92
  4. A Hearse named Desire 90
  5. Beet the Meatles 87

BLACK SHEEP

  1. Duane’s World 112
  2. Catdog 93
  3. 5.5 on the Kade Scale 83
  4. The Unusual Suspects 81
  5. HJs are so 3rd Grade 78

UGLY AMERICAN

  1. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 100
  2. Lambda 90
  3. Duane’s World 86
  4. No Talent Ass Clowns 85
  5. Angry Pirates 83

BARDS

  1. Axis of Evil Knieval 98
  2. Hurtin Bombs 97
  3. Earth McNair 90
  4. Only Oxiclean Could Sterilize Your Whore Sister 67
  5. Stop! SEPTA Hammer Time 65

Scoreboard, Brought to You by MJ

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O’NEALS

  1. Tooth Wind and Fire 94
  2. Jacko on his Backo 83
  3. I Love Oral Eams 82
  4. Dorksided 80
  5. Why is John’s Rum Gone 79

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 109
  2. Jessie Spano’s Caffeine Pills 85
  3. None of Us Have Work Tomorrow 84
  4. Oompa Loompas 70
  5. The Jackson 4 59

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. The Jams 95
  2. 1022 93
  3. Barstool Racers 80
  4. We Played Better at Good Dog 74
  5. Susan’s Peters 56

BLACK SHEEP

  1. Duane’s World 110
  2. The Unusual Suspects 96
  3. Beaming Sharft and Dazzle 95
  4. 4th Estate 90
  5. Streets of San Fran 89

UGLY AMERICAN

  1. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 104
  2. Grover Cleveland Spanked Me 93
  3. Philabusters 81
  4. Rollins’ Flacid Stick 76
  5. Team Chamber 70

BARDS

  1. Hurtin Bombs 109
  2. Sofa Kingdom 109
  3. Axis of Evil Knieval 104
  4. ‘Merica 93
  5. Welcome to Earff 88

Scoreboard, Brought to You by the Jackson 5

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O’NEALS

  1. Same Name as Last Week 108
  2. Publisher’s Funeralhouse (aka Savage Henry) 100
  3. Why is John’s Rum Gone? 96
  4. Not in Last Place 83
  5. Jesus is my Fortress of Solitude 78

BARDS

  1. Hurtin Bombs 117
  2. Sofa Kingdom 112
  3. Ed’d Dead, Baby. Ed’s Dead 104
  4. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 88
  5. Art of Investing 73

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. The Jams 113
  2. Quiz on Your Face 100
  3. Magnus ver Magnusson 91
  4. Excuse Me Banana 84
  5. But My Mom Says I’m Cool 80

BLACK SHEEP

  1. Duane’s World 96
  2. Drunk and Friendless 95
  3. Catdog 93
  4. Beaming Shaft and Dazzle 87
  5. Unusual Suspects 81

UGLY AMERICAN

  1. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 109
  2. No Talent Ass Clowns 77
  3. Joker’s Wilder 76
  4. Eschaton 69
  5. Kathleen Turner Overdrive 55

BARDS 

  1. Lambda Lambda Lambda 104
  2. Sofa Kingdom 92
  3. Thrill is Gone 90
  4. The Jackson Four 73
  5. Just the Tip 63

Scoreboard, Brought to You By the Ladies Man

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O’NEALS

  1. Tooth, Wind and Fire 104
  2. Dorksided 98
  3. Why Is John’s Rum Gone 92
  4. You Have No Idea 88
  5. Summer’s Eve 88

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 110
  2. MIdnight Melon Marauders 104
  3. Hurtin Bombs 101
  4. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 82
  5. Iran Redefines Vote or Die 75

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. The Jams 101
  2. 1022 81
  3. Barstool Racers 78
  4. Magnus Ver Magnusson 70
  5. The Nina’s 56

 BLACK SHEEP

  1. Duane’s World 103
  2. The Pedagogues 99
  3. The Malachi Crunch 94
  4. Wide Mouth Heinz 86
  5. Altar Servers 80

UGLY AMERICAN 

  1. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 106
  2. Hamburger 2000 81
  3. But My mom Says I’m Cool 78
  4. Kathleen Turner Overdrive 70
  5. Moist Tessacles 67

BARDS

  1. Hurtin Bombs 109
  2. Sofa Kingdom 90
  3. The Lone Farmers 83
  4. Don Rickles Effect 83
  5. Ribaldry 70

Scoreboard, Brought to You by the Clermont Lounge

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O’NEALS

  1. Emesis Nemesis 102
  2. Same Name as Last Week 99
  3. Why is John’s Rum Gone 90
  4. Dorksided 83
  5. 3 Wolf Moon T Got me Laid 82     

BARDS

  1. Spock’s Cock: It’s Vulcan Huge 98
  2. Bend Over and I’ll Show You 92
  3. Deacon Blues 91
  4. Sofa Kingdom 89
  5. Pink Pants 84

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. 1022 94
  2. The Jams* 80
  3. Exhume to Consume 77
  4. Quiz on Your Face 73
  5. Barstool Racers 69

BLACK SHEEP

  1. The S***ty Beatles 92
  2. Mixed Nuts 89
  3. Duane’s World 86
  4. Satan’s Minions 85
  5. Unusual Suspects 80

UGLY AMERICAN

  1. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 113
  2. No Talent Ass Clowns 101
  3. Kathleen Turner Overdrive 89
  4. Fire Glen Miller 84
  5. Mr. and Mrs. DiPasquale 75

BARDS

  1. The Curious Taste of Benjamin’s Butt 95
  2. Kobe is Not a Rapist 81
  3. Please Speak Clearly 81
  4. I’d Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me… 77
  5. FC Dune Buggy II 62

 

*aka Hanging Body was Kung Fu Dying. Loss ends 5 game winning streak, and 1022 claims the bounty.

Scoreboard, Brought to You by Linda Hogan and Her Boyfriend

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O’NEALS

  1. Why is John’s Rum Gone* 97
  2. Dorksided 90
  3. Cornbread Mafia 75
  4. Summer’s Ever 73
  5. Tooth Wind and Fire 70

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 105
  2. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 86
  3. Who Framed Jessica Rabbit 71
  4. Didn’t Wanna Play Megatouch 65
  5. Learned Handjob 65

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. The Jams 117**
  2. 1022 106
  3. Magnus ver Magnusson 100
  4. The Waterboarders 87
  5. Quiz on Your Face 73

BLACK SHEEP

  1. Duane’s World 113
  2. Farrah Fawcett…103
  3. 2nd Coming of JC 98
  4. The S***ty Beatles 92
  5. Unusual Suspects 82

UGLY AMERICAN

  1. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 92
  2. Holy Qu’ran 88
  3. No Talent Ass Clowns 87
  4. Kathleen Turner Overdrive 80
  5. Bob and the Sagets 62

BARDS 

  1. Sofa Kingdom 106
  2. Bong Hits 86
  3. My Penis Name is Bill…81
  4. Carradine’s 73
  5. Dude Where’s My Truck 66

*Pulled off one of the great comeback in quizzo history, coming from 18 down in the final round to win by an amazing 7. 

**Only question they missed was whether Wink Martindale was alive or dead.

Scoreboard, Brought to You by the Biltmore Estate

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O’NEALS 

  1. Same Name as Last Week 106
  2. Truth Wind and Fire 99
  3. Why is John’s Rum Gone? 83
  4. Stabby McGee 69
  5. Topless Carwash 56

BARDS

  1. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 113
  2. The Sofa Kingdom 108
  3. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 101
  4. Death Star Attack Run 73
  5. Groomsmen or Pallbearers? 71

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. The Jams 105
  2. The Champs 103
  3. Quiz on Your Face 102
  4. 1022 97
  5. Who Uses a Payphone Anymore? 84

BLACK SHEEP

  1. Sotomayor Momma 105
  2. Satan’s Minions 96
  3. Duane’s World 96
  4. Unusual Suspects 84
  5. 5.5 on the Kade Scale 73

UGLY AMERICAN

  1. Joker’s Wilder 111
  2. Eschaton 102
  3. Amber Alert 96
  4. Two Fags and 2 Hags 79

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 94
  2. Hurtin Bombs 92
  3. I Don’t Make Monkeys, I Just Train ‘Em 88
  4. Mike Piazza Freebases Parmesan 71
  5. Our Score=Our Employment Status 66