First Place: Steak Em Up 91
2nd Place: Bull Moose Partay 41
3rd Place: The Housing Market is Going Down and My Girlfriend Isn’t 30
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Aug
30
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Aug
20
Category: Bards
Just wanted to wish Godspeed to JGT regular Lee Shaker. And when I say regular, I mean regular. Lee and his squad, the Narcotyzing Dysfunktion have been playing at the Bards since before Sofa Kingdom played at the Bards (aka “The Good Ole Days”). The Dysfunktion was for years the Kingdom’s top rivals, until the freak superteam “Steak Em Up” was formed and the spirit of competition destroyed by those power hungry nerds.
Lee’s making the move up to New York, where I am sure he will find much success…and a 2nd rate quizzo culture. But hey, you can’t win ‘em all. Anyways, best of luck Lee, and in honor of your valiant attempts to overcome the Steak these past few months after they went from great to unbeatable, I want to pass down the “Shaker Rule”: there is no longer a team limit at the Bards. You can bring as many players as you want to knock off those nerds. Screw it. Something needs to be done.
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Aug
20
First Place: Steak Em Up 109
2nd Place: Air Bull 79
3rd Place: My Couch Pulls Out…But I Don’t 70
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Aug
19
First Place: Steak Em Up 100
2nd Place: Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 92
3rd Place: The Dude Abides 80
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Aug
13
Aug
13
Category: Bards
First Place: Steak Em Up 102
2nd Place: My Name is Buck…and I’m Here to Party 85
3rd Place: Team Friendship 82
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Aug
6
First Place: Steak Em Up 109
2nd Place: Look Up Look Down 99
3rd Place: Axis of Evil Knieval 93
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Aug
6
Category: Bards
First Place: Steak Em Up 91
2nd Place: Banger in the Mouth 87
3rd Place: Pork Fried Rice 86
3rd Place: Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 86
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Aug
2
Category: Bards
First Place: Steak Em Up 118
2nd Place: No Duane No Pain (Duane’s World) 111
3rd Place: Look Up Look Down 98
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Aug
2
Category: Bards
First Place: Steak Em Up 118
2nd Place: My Name is Buck and I’m Here to Party 98
3rd Place: Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 89
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Jul
23
First Place: Steak em Up 114
2nd Place: Duane’s World 101
3rd Place: I Sleep in a Big Bed With My Wife 99
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Jul
23
Category: Bards
First Place: Steak Em Up 112
2nd Place: Cowboys and Indians 87
3rd Place: Pork Fried Rice 69
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Jul
21
Category: Bards
Here they are. Steak Em Up pretty much dominates on Thursdays too. They even won a chug-off earlier this year. Someone please beat these insufferable nerds.
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Jul
19
Category: Bards
After looking these stats, there is no denying it: Steak Em Up is a much better team than Sofa Kingdom. The LeBron James of quizzo, they decided they’d rather play with Kenney from the Hurtin Bombs (K-Wade) and several players from the Omelette, including BMT Bosh, than try to win on their own. A real disgrace. Let’s hope they choke at the Summer Invitational.
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