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I’ll Pay My Grandson’s Ransom…if it’s Tax Deductible

All new questions tonight at Locust Rendezvous at 6:15 p.m. and Black Sheep at 8. Our earlier quiz this week featured this question: When this billionaire oilman’s grandson was kidnapped, he only agreed to pay the maximum amount that was tax deductible. Who was this a-hole?

It was J. Paul Getty I, one of the richest and worst human beings ever to live. Here is the incredible story of that kidnapping, taken from the J. Paul Getty III’s obit last year (he died at age 54).

Expelled from a private school, the young Mr. Getty was living a bohemian life, frequenting nightclubs, taking part in left-wing demonstrations and reportedly earning a living making jewelry, selling paintings and acting as an extra in movies. He disappeared on July 10, 1973, and two days later his mother, Gail Harris, received a ransom request. No longer married, she said she had little money.

“Get it from London,” she was reportedly told over the phone, a reference either to her former father-in-law, J. Paul Getty, the billionaire founder of the Getty Oil Company, or her former husband, who lived in England.

The amount demanded was about $17 million, but the police were initially skeptical of the kidnapping claim, even after Ms. Harris received a plaintive letter from her son, and a phone call in which a man saying he was a kidnapper offered to send her a severed finger as proof he was still alive. Investigators suspected a possible hoax or an attempt by the young Mr. Getty to squeeze some money from his notoriously penurious relatives.

“Dear Mummy,” his note began, “Since Monday I have fallen into the hands of kidnappers. Don’t let me be killed.”

The eldest Mr. Getty refused to pay the kidnappers anything, declaring that he had 14 grandchildren and “If I pay one penny now, I’ll have 14 kidnapped grandchildren.” His son said he could not afford to pay.

Three months after the abduction, the kidnappers, who turned out to be Calabrian bandits with a possible connection to organized crime, cut off Mr. Getty’s ear and mailed it, along with a lock of his hair, to a Roman newspaper. Photographs of the maimed Mr. Getty, along with a letter in which he pleaded with his family to pay his captors, subsequently appeared in another newspaper. Eventually the kidnappers reduced their demands to around $3 million. According to the 1995 book “Painfully Rich: The Outrageous Fortune and Misfortunes of the Heirs of J. Paul Getty,” by John Pearson, the eldest Mr. Getty paid $2.2 million, the maximum that his accountants said would be tax-deductible. The boy’s father paid the rest, though he had borrow it from his father — at 4 percent interest.

Getty was devastated by the kidnapping. He became a drug and alcohol abuser and suffered a drug-induced stroke at age 24 that left him immobilized for the remainder of his life.

Question of the Week


This 10 year old girl was kidnapped by the Lenape on May 21, 1758, during the French and Indian War, and wasn’t returned for over 6 years.

Good Old Fashioned Quiz This Week

ALright, folks, back to the basics. No themes this week. Just a good old fashioned, general knowledge quiz. We kick it off at North Star at 7 p.m. Half off hummus and mussels, and $3 Kenzos. On to Sidecar. Dollar off all bitter beers. Furthermore, you get to take on the smartest bar staff in Philadelphia…the Sidecardigans are actually members of the Sidecar staff. It’s been quiet at Sidecar the last few weeks. Pretty great chance to score a win, and drink some damn good beers. Action starts at 9:15. See ya tonight!

The Thrilla in West Phila


It was, without question, the most dramatic finale in quizzo history. Somehow, we had never had a tie at any previous quizzo Major. (There are 4 Majors: the Spring, Summer, and Fall Invitationals, and Quizzo Bowl.) On Sunday, we had the most electrifying tie imaginable.

A week before the event, I told quizzo legend Garbo he had to play with Popesack Ressurected. He had played with them as often as he played with Steak Em Up the past few months, and quite frankly, I wanted Steak Em Up to lose. He was fine with it, even if Steak Em Up was not. For four rounds, it made no difference. Garbo had to work, and didn’t arrive until moments before Round Five. As he took his seat, Kenney of the Steak yelled “Judas”. S*** got real. The two teams were tied for 2nd heading into that round. They both missed the same two questions (Most career doubles and Bronson Pinchot’s show). The top team heading into the final round (the Quizasters) were hoping to pull off a win for Chris’s 40th birthday, but it was not to be and they dropped to 4th. So the top two teams were Steak Em Up and Popesack Resurrected, who were tied at 140.

I prepared to ask a tiebreaker question, when Kristy of Steak Em Up said, “Chug Off”. Popesack was game, and sent Garbo, long a staple of Steak Em Up (and before that Sofa Kingdom), up to try to defeat his former team. It was Garbo vs. Kristy, and they slammed their beers in front of a standing room only audience. Garbo edged Kristy, the crowd went wild, and Popesack took the title, in the most controversial and spectacular finish in quizzo history, a match forever known as the Thrilla in West Phila.

FAQs About Invitational Tonight!


Just a few quick notes about tonight’s quiz:

WHO: Teams that earned an invite.

WHAT: The 2nd Annual Spring Invitational.

WHEN: 5 p.m.

WHERE: City Tap House (3925 Walnut)

WHY: It’s a beautiful Spring Day. Let’s drink some beers, listen to a Philly rock legend, and answer some trivia questions.

PRICE: $10 a head.

PRIZES: Worth hundreds, including Phillies tix, free beers, gift certs, and possibly even some Game 6 Sixers tix (still waiting to hear on that last one).

SPECIALS: Yes, plenty of drink specials and BBQ specials.

ENTERTAINMENT: Philly legend Kenn Kweder.

 

Steak Em Up Wins at Bards

First Place: Steak Em Up 113

2nd Place: 862-432 89

3rd Place: Philliez Nutz 71

Quiz in My Pants Wins at Ugly

First Place: Quiz in My Pants 99

2nd Place: Sparkle and Die 93

3rd Place: Why Can’t Us 84

Cat Fight at Sheep

First Place: Catdog 103

2nd Place: Lucky Cat 100

3rd Place: Duane’s World 94

You Don’t Know Jack Earns Invite at Vous

First Place: You Don’t Know Jack 117

2nd Place: Madame Butterface 103

3rd Place: The Jams 101

Sidecardigans Roll at Sidecar; Smartest Staff in the City?

First Place: Sidecardigans 88

2nd Place: Ma Bell’s Got the Ill Communication 84

3rd Place: John Travolta Stars in Towel Off 69

Wee Bey’s Kids Earn Invite at CTH

First Place: Wee-Bey’s Kids 111

2nd Place: Crispy Cryptonite Crackers 79

3rd Place: Still Better Than Danny 78

Sharktoberfest Wins at O’Neals

First Place: Sharktoberfest 98

2nd Place: My Girl Got Burrelled 79

3rd Place: Apocalypse Now and Later 78

Popesack Wins at North Star

First Place: Popesack Resurrected 93

2nd Place: Merkins with No Names 79

3rd Place: Happy Birthday to the Ground 78

Wild Card Week Ends Tonight


This has been an incredible wild card week so far. Last night, four teams earned invites to Sunday’s event with Top 2 finishes. Unheard of. Tonight is your team’s last chance to earn an invite to the event. We start at Ugly American at 8 p.m. $2 lagers. On to the Bards. 10:15 p.m. $2.50 Lager Lights. A very interesting quiz this week from high art to the very lowest of art (art history is the speed round, pop culture for the wild card round).

We’re going to have a rocking crowd on Sunday. Here’s the latest head count, with more invites going out today to those wild card teams. We’ve got 13 teams on board so far, with several more wild card squads that I’m pretty sure will play. Gonna be a packed house. The only teams who have qualified who I have not heard from are Words w/ Friends w/ Benefits, L. Ron Hubbard, Magnus ver Magnusson, and Bears are Scared. Get at me, y’all!