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This Week’s Scores



  1. Motor City of Brotherly Love 103
  2. There’s No J in Rittenhouse Square 91
  3. 3 Floors Down 84



  1. Make it Go Away 97
  2. Jerk and a Squirt 92
  3. Hot Wingzzzz 91



  1. Particles in Her Box 108
  2. Shaman’s March on Washington 100
  3. Underground Bard 98



  1. Tempura House 121
  2. Trust the Shirley Temple 112
  3. Nic Cage 108


  1. Duane’s World 109
  2. Who’s On Turd 101
  3. Jitney Spears 97


  1. Imaginary Pablo 87
  2. Inauguration Nation 85
  3. Inaugurate Annna 83
  4. Why Can’t Us 83


  1. Must Love Pogs 114
  2. Steve Bannon’s 5 o’Clock shadow 104
  3. Prenuptual Disagreement 83


Quizzo Tonight

Quizzo kicks off tonight at Industry at 6:30. On to Bards at 9:15. The Music Round will be dedicated to the incoming administration. Hope to see ya tonight!

Quizzo Bowl Tickets Now On Sale Online; On Consignment Next Week


Hard to believe but Quizzo Bowl XIII is now less than a month away, and tickets are now on sale. Here’s the deal for tix this year: you can purchase them online here. There’s a bit of a new ticket setup this year. They are now $30 for individual tickets OR $200 for a table (which is still $25 a pop). The reason is obviously to make me insanely wealthy to encourage larger teams so that we pack the place. Now, there is a $6 surcharge per ticket IF you purchase them online. That’s why, because I’m a god damn hero benevolent quizmaster, I will be selling them on consignment starting next week. If you buy on consignment, there are no surcharges at all. If it is easier for you to buy at the venue, you can purchase from the box office for just a $2.50 surcharge per ticket. Got it? It’s also first come, first serve on tables this year. So the sooner you buy your table, the closer to the rock n roll you can be. This event WILL sell out, so start organizing your team ASAP and get your tickets so you can be assured a space at the grandaddy of them all, Quizzo Bowl XIII.

Quizzo Tonight

Kick it off at Locust Rendezvous at 6:15 p.m. On to Founding Fathers at 8:30. You know how we do. Hope to see ya tonight!

Question of the Week


The first man on the moon (Armstrong) and the last (Eugene Cernan) both attended the same university. What school was it?

Quizzo Bowl Update


Alright, so I’m getting a lot of questions about Quizzo Bowl. Here’s where we stand so far:

WHO: You, on teams of up to 8.

WHAT: Quizzo Bowl XIII, the Grandaddy of them all.

WHEN: Saturday, February 18th, 2017

WHERE: World Cafe Live, 3025 Walnut Street.

THEME: British Invasion.

DOES THAT MEAN ALL BRITISH QUESTIONS? No, though I’d expect at least a few. It’s just the theme we’ll have for our band (more on them coming next week) and our “skits” with Fastball Pitcher Bob Gutierrez and myself.

WHAT’S UP WITH TICKETS? They’ll go on sale next week. Just doing things a little different this year, so trying to get all of that straight with WCL.


More details coming next week. if you have any other questions, feel free to post them on my wall on Facebook.

Quizzo Tonight

We are on for tonight at Sidecar. Action starts at 9:30. See ya tonight!

Quizzo Tonight

We kick off at Industry at 6:30 p.m. On to Bards at 9:15. Fun wild card round. Music round you’re gonna love to hate. Let’s do it.

Quizzo Tonight

Locust Rendezvous at 6:15. Founding Fathers at 8:30. Fun wild card round. Let’s get it.

Question of the Week


What film did HG Wells say was “foolishness, clich√©, platitude, and muddlement about mechanical progress and progress in general”?

Quizzo Tonight

We do it to it at the Sidecar at 9:30 tonight. Really fun wild card round tonight, though it has the potential to be a total disaster. Interested to see how it goes over. It’s too cold to stay home. Get to the bar!

Pics and Scores of Last Week’s Winners

Yeah I’ve been a total slacker over the past month. But here are this week’s winners, and then I’ll do another big photo dump of pics from the past month at some point this week as well.



There’s No I in Quizzo



  1. Jawn of the Dead 111
  2. Furby’s MInge Buggerers 110
  3. The Hardwoods 85



  1. Let’s Be Frank 80
  2. Non Sporting Class 73
  3. Whip It Out 68



  1. #1 Government Team 100
  2. Jacobites of Destruction 99
  3. Synchronized Trampoline 97



  1. Jitney Spears 118
  2. Duane’s World 113
  3. 7th Place 110


  1. Why Can’t Us ¬†109
  2. We’re Already Ahead by Popular Vote 102
  3. Sativa and Indica Bowl 101


  1. Eagles Front Five 114
  2. CGA 112
  3. Whiskey Dix 112

Quizzo Tonight

Action starts at the Industry at 6:30 p.m. Great bar, great shot at a win. $40 gift cert for the winners. On to Bards at 9:15. Hope to see ya tonight!

Oh, and getting a lot of questions about Quizzo Bowl. Just so ya know: it’ll be on February 18th at the World Cafe Live. I’ll have more details early next week, and tix should go on sale next week as well.

Quizzo Tonight


Action starts at O’Neals at 8 p.m. An old favorite 50/50 and a Mystery Round. A “New” quiz for a new year. Carl B Sure rocks Alla Spina at 8 p.m. as well. $50 gift cert for the winners, $35 for 2nd, and the competition is wide open. One more week off at CTH. We’ll be back in biz next week. Hope to see ya tonight!