Author Archives: Johnny Goodtimes




  • Duane’s World 
  • #1 Government Team Competitor
  • Jitney Spears
  • Popesack
  • Inkspot
  • But My Mom Says I’m Cool
  • Exhausted Nihilists
  • The Champs


  • Jesters of Tortuga
  • Savage Ear
  • Sidecardigans
  • In the Lead
  • Synchronized Trampoline
  • Underground Bard


  • L. Ron Hubbard
  • Serbian Donkey Cheese

Lemme know either way by emailing me at johnny @ johnnygoodtimes . com. Gonna start sending out invites to bubble teams tonight.

French Fry Thursday!


Big night of sports action in PhillY: Eagles take on the Steelers, Taney takes on Chicago, and you have your last chance to earn an invite to Sunday’s big event. Action starts at 6:30 at Industry. Our usual chicanery…French Fry Faceoff, Name That Tune, Hellcat Female Mud Wrestling and $3 craft beers. And I’m telling you folks, the burgers at $8 are the best deal in town (and better than Shake Shack. There, I said it.)

On to Bards at 9 p.m. $3 Lagers and rumors that Jesters of Tortuga will not be there. See ya tonight!

Quizzo Tonight

Action kicks off tonight at the Vous at 6:15 p.m. $3 Corona Lights and $2 Saranac Shandies. On to Black Sheep at 8:15 pm. Get there early! I really don’t know what to expect with this Taney-mania going on, so be sure to get there early and get yourself a table. See ya tonight!

Question of the Week


Begun in 1948 by sculptor Korzak Ziolkowski, a memorial dedicated to this man is still under construction. Who is he?

Wildcard Week Begins Tonight!

Action starts at North Star at 7 p.m. On to Sidecar at 9:30 p.m. A great opportunity to earn yourself an invite to Sunday’s Big Event, and these are both very winnable quizzes. I am back in town tonight, so let’s do it to it.

Final JGTSI Scores


Here ya go. We are all wrapped up, and here are our scores. Teams in yellow in line for a bonus prize, teams in orange made the cut. Teams in green are on the bubble (if any teams ahead of them decline their invite, they’ll get one). And if you’re in blue, don’t worry. You’ve got one last chance this week. It’s wild card week. Every team that wins gets an automatic invite.

As for the event itself, those who made the cut will get an invite soon. It will go down this Sunday at 5:30 and feature great specials and live music. Details coming soon.

Pics and Scores from Last Week



First Place: Inkspot 83

2nd Place: Bang a Rang 80

3rd Place: Stillmaniacs 77



First Place: We Want Eileen 97

2nd Place: Sh*tty B*tches 88

3rd Place: Ronald Raygun 84


unnamed-7First Place: 90

2nd Place: Just the Tip 90

3rd Place: Happy B-Day, Zaina 86



First Place: Underground Bard 93

2nd Place: Alex Trebekistan 81

3rd Place: Sharks of Unusual Size 62



First Place: Synchronized Trampoline 106

2nd Place: Tom Young Soup 100

3rd Place: #1 Government Team Competitor 99



First Place: Must Love Pogs 111

2nd Place: Duane’s World 104

3rd Place: Blazing Sea Nuggets 98



First Place: Boo-urns 99

2nd Place: L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 92

3rd Place: Fettucine al Franken 88


unnamed-2First Place: Titanic Swim Team 90

2nd Place: SDC 89

3rd Place: Oral is Moral 80



Only One Quiz This Week

Sorry folks, meant to post this yesterday but forgot to. You can only play once this week. Only one quiz. We’ll be back to two quizzes next week. Also, quick reminder…final quiz at the Oval is this Saturday at 4 p.m.

Quizzo News and Notes


After becoming part-owner of a new business and having a child within a two week time frame in December, the past eight months have been a complete whirlwind. So next week I am taking off and spending some time with my fam.

I leave you in good hands. The Sandman will do the quizzes all week. No theme, just a regular quiz.

He will be hosting the final two quizzes at the Oval. We’ve had a lot of fun with those over the past few weeks. If you haven’t checked out the beer garden there, I highly recommend it. Quizzos will be at 4 p.m.

The schedule for next week’s quizzes is over on the right. I won’t be posting on the blog next week so just let the schedule be your guide.

And I want to thank everyone who donated last week to the Dude Hates Cancer. We raised over $1500 for the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society! Awesome work guys. Whenever we do these Quizzo for the Causes, you all really toe the line. You’re a bunch of freaks and weirdos and nerds, but you’re still good people in my book. Talk to ya soon!

Sports Shorts


Just got a new batch of Eagles gear in at the store, located on 137 South 13th Street, between Walnut and Sansom. If you plan on buying Eagles gear for the upcoming season, I hope you’ll grab it from us. We’ve got a terrific selection of great looking shirts and hats. And we’re currently running a sale on this throwback Eagles hat. $25 and free shipping. You won’t find a better deal than this online for a hat of this quality. Just use the code “hat” when you checkout to get free shipping.

I also wrote a piece in Philly Mag this week about why the Phillies stink and we need to try to get the A’s back in town. Best thing I’ve written in a while. Worth a read if you’re a baseball fan.

Speaking of baseball, let’s go Taney Dragons! The Philly Little League team has advanced to the finals of their region and with a win on Sunday would advance to Williamsport. Even cooler? Their best pitcher is a girl. Several members of the team are on the Anderson Monarchs, who people in the G-Ho area are well aware of, as they play on that beautiful field at 18th and Fitzwater. The regional final will be on ESPN2 on Sunday at 6 p.m., so be sure to tune in and root on Philly!

JGTSI Scores With One Week Left To Play


Here ya go, your scores with one week left to play. If you need points, I’ve got good news, I just posted a physical challenge on facebook…up to 5 points for posting pics of yourself in the 90s. As for the Big Event, it will be taking place on August 24th at the Field House. More details coming soon. We’ll wrap up scoring next week, then have our wild card week the week before.

This Week’s Scores



First Place: Inkspot 112

2nd Place; Sjarknado III 106

3rd Place: Monica Lewinsky’s Dry Cleaner 100



First Place: In the Lead 109

2nd Place: Jesse and the Rippers 109

3rd Place: We Want Eileen 107



First Place: New and Improved Team Name 118

2nd Place: Hooter and Chuff 116

3rd Place:The Ed is Near 112



First Place: Big Bob’s Beepers 120

2nd Place: Jesters of Tortuga 103

3rd Place: Underground Bard 100



First Place: The Slow Skydivers 101

2nd Place: Your Name Here 98

3rd Place: 3 Smart Girls 80



First Place: #1 Government Team Competitor 111

2nd Place: Synchronized Trampoline 104

3rd Place: The Jams 102



First Place: Must Love Pogs 113

2nd Place: Duane’s World 110

T-2nd Place: Jitney Spears 110



First Place: No Doors 117

2nd Place: Tooth Wind, and Fire 109

3rd Place: Why Can’t Us? 105



First Place: Ruby Tuesdays 120

2nd Place: Jesters of Tortuga 118

3rd Place: Serbian Donkey Cheese 109

Last Night of 1990s Week is Tonight!


Well this is it. If you want to prove how much you remember about the 1990s, then tonight is the night! 1990s quiz going down at Industry at 6:30 p.m. French Fry Face-off, Name That Tune, and of course a $3 craft beer and delicious food.

On to Bards at 9 p.m. Jesters of Tortuga will not be there, so it’s anyone’s ballgame. Hope to see ya tonight!

All New 1990s Quiz Tonight


We kick it off at Locust Rendezvous at 6:15 p.m. On to the Black Sheep at 8 p.m. All questions on the 1990s. Been an interesting week of quizzes so far. A few upsets, and  a rather interesting scoring situation last night at the Tap House. Hope to see ya tonight!