Final Scores for Quizzo Bowl XIII

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There’s still video, photos, and a recap to come this coming week, but today I just wanna congratulate He’ll Have the Meatloaf on winning their first ever Quizzo Bowl! Alright, there you have it, now I’m off to drink a Bloody Mary. Here are all of the final scores:

  1. He’ll Have the Meatloaf 148
  2. On Her Majesty’s Secret Cervix 147
  3. Lambda, Lambda, Lambda 144
  4. There’s No “I” in CGA 140
  5. Sofa Kingdom 137
  6. Tempura House (A Shelter for Lightly Battered Women) 135
  7. Motor City In the Lead 134
  8. Brexit, Pursued by a Bear 134
  9. #1 Team Government Competitor 134
  10. Synchronized Trampoline 132
  11. Johnny Goodtimes Facebook Status: It’s Complicated 132
  12. Jacobite for Destruction 132
  13. Duane’s World 129
  14. Rooty-Tooty, Punch and Judy 126
  15. Quarrymen in Tights 125
  16. But My Mom Says I’m Cool 120
  17. The Cracked Pact 119
  18. Jawn of the Dead 118
  19. Wendy’s Wonders 115
  20. Satan’s Minions 114
  21. Brexit Pursued by a Bear (no comma) 114
  22. That Furry Team Gives Us All the Erections 107
  23. Dr. Teeth & the Electric Mayhem 106
  24. Jerk and a Squirt 105
  25. Our Answers Aren’t Wrong, They’re Just Alternative Facts 101
  26. The Fifth Estate 100
  27. Zombie Arthur Lives 99
  28. The Specific Jawns 99
  29. The Queen’s Corgis 99
  30. Vortex 98
  31. Imaginary Pablo & the Goat 98
  32. Grab ‘em By the Cockfosters 98
  33. Oedipus and the Motherfuckers 96
  34. Quizzo-bowl-eyns 94
  35. Grab ‘em By the Quizzo 77
  36. Sofa King Terrible 75