Phils Win, 22-1

I was at that Phils game last night, and wow. I’ve watched hundreds of pro baseball games live, but I’ve never seen a team score 22 runs before. That was unreal. Up 10-0 in the first, I spent much of the evening just sort of lazily strolling the ballpark, which was great because I ran into Nate from the Kingdom and Greg from Savage Henry. I also pitched at the pitching machine, which malfunctioned and said that one of my pitches went 22 mph, which was really embarrassing because the people waiting in line didn’t know it malfunctioned, so they probably thought I was a pathetic weakling (and we all know that nothing could be further from the truth.) Also, while waiting in line, I saw a dude with a unicorn tattoo on his arm. And it wasn’t ironic. Wow. Anyways, here are some fun stats and Philly firsts from last night’s game.