Monthly Archives: March 2009

Scoreboard, Brought to You by One Man Hall and Oates

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O’NEALS

  1. American Violet 97
  2. Villanofun 90
  3. Man-Bro Beeves 89
  4. Going Broke 82
  5. BigPinkChair.com 73

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 113
  2. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 109
  3. You’re what they call a practice girl 86
  4. Jerome Where You Want To 79
  5. The Freudian Penises, I mean, Slips 69

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. The Jams 114
  2. Lambda Lambda Lambda 103
  3. Feels Like I’m Wearing Nothing at All! 98
  4. Quiz On Your Face 78
  5. The Bonks 76

BLACK SHEEP

  1. Satan’s Minions 99
  2. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 98
  3. The Unusual Suspects 90
  4. Duane’s World 88
  5. Stop the Bus and Let My Brother Jack Off 87

GOOD DOG

  1. Lambda Lambda Lambda 101
  2. Cap’n Crunch & the Cereal Killers 83
  3. Nobody Puts Baby in a Corner 65
  4. Bruce 65
  5. Where are my friends? 6

BARDS

  1. Hurtin Bombs 111*
  2. Sofa Kingdom 111
  3. Cleveland Steamers of Quizzo 78
  4. Duke Can Suck It Adam 75
  5. Philipino Mix Tape 70

*Won in overtime on the question, “When did Beethoven release Moonlight Sonata?” They guessed 1808, SK guessed 1825, and it was 1801.

About 50 tickets left to Quizzo Bowl V


We are over the 200 mark, but there are a few more tickets left. Get your team together and order tickets ASAP! If anybody has any questions, hit me up today. I will not be in front of a computer much on Saturday, so it’s now or never. Most questions about Quizzo Bowl can be answered here.

My Dad Just Sent Me This. You’re Gonna Like It.


Playing For Change: Song Around the World "Stand By Me"The best bloopers are here
Dunno if you saw this yet. If not, you’re gonna dig it. Promise.

Quick Notes About QBV

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Just wanna answer a few questions I’ve been getting. First of all, we are going to need to maximize space, so smaller teams will be matched with teams that need a couple of people. Again, having a small team is OK, but we’re just gonna have to do some sorting around once we get there. Team maximum is 8. I am excited about the fact that it seems like a lot of teams are dressing up. I’m gonna save the first three rows for teams that dress up. If more than 15 dress up, then priority will be given to the first ones who arrive. Doors open at 5 p.m., show starts at 6 p.m. SHARP. Their will be 48 questions, 4 rounds of 12 each. The questions will be tougher than usual. I do have lots of gift certificates to give away as well, so we’ll have lots of winners. Finally, and this is very important: I will not be rapping at this event.

Happy Birthday Diana Ross!


Growing up with two Motown fans for parents, I heard a lot of Diana Ross, and yet somehow songs like “Baby Love” sound fresh every time I hear them. Happy 65th to a Motown legend!

New Questions Tonight

Yeah, I’ll do a new one, against my better judgement, so you guys can get some practice in. Good Dog at 8 p.m. and Bards at 10:15 p.m. I’ll have tix on me.

Buy your tickets today

Yo kids, it looks like we’re going to have a sellout by tomorrow. Do not wait until then. Buy your tickets immediately. There will be no tickets available at the door on Saturday. We will be sold out by then. Just wanted to give you a heads up.

Local Emo Punk Band Inspired by Quizzo

killface.jpgThis from this week’s Philadelphia Weekly: How, exactly, does one stumble upon the moniker “Kill You in the Face”? For the eponymous local band, it stems from an intense dislike of Quizzo. “It was a tongue-in-cheek sort of thing,” says Kill guitarist Mike Romeo. The band regularly met at a bar Tuesday nights, despite the fact it also featured Quizzo. “We’d be mad about it, but one day we decided to play,” Romeo explains. They named their team Kill You in the Face, and a band name was born.

You’re welcome.

Right Now on iSportacus

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Toughest Questions From Last Couple of Weeks

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  1. What country leads the world in beer consumption per capita, as its citizens drink almost twice as much on average as Americans.
  2. a) Ireland b) Germany c) Czech Republic d) Australia

  3. Titanic is the only film that is not a sequel to earn $1 billion at the worldwide box office. What are the three sequels ?
  4. When Forbes released its first list of Richest Americans in 1918, who was #1?
  5. a) John D. Rockefeller b) Andrew Carnegie c) Henry Ford d) JP Morgan

  6. Carl Switzer, who played this memorable Little Rascals character, was murdered under mysterious circumstances in 1959 at age 31.
  7. What was the last NCAA men’s hoop team to enter the tournament undefeated?
  8. The only Democrat elected President between 1860 and 1912 was born on in 1837. Who was he?
  9. who wrote Portnoy’s Complaint and American Pastoral
  10. What is the capital of the Canadian province Alberta?
  11. What popular character did we get rom Lucy Maud Montgomery?
  12. At up to 2,500 pounds, they are the largest terrestrial mammals in North America.

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Couple of Quick Quizzo Bowl Notes

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First of all, just a heads up. We will be starting at precisely 6 p.m. on Saturday, not the normal Johnny Goodtimes schedule. Doors open at 5 p.m., but be in your seat by six, because that’s when the trailer to the Quizzo Bowl Documentary will begin. Also, I need one more person to help with scoring, preferably someone with a little Microsoft Excel knowledge. If you aren’t playing but wanna see the show and are good at grading papers, let me know. I will have tickets on me tonight at quizzo, or you can purchase them online. It’s gonna be a hell of a show folks. Where else will you see a Hall and Oates cover band, a Lion Troupe, and have a chance to win $800 this weekend?

Quizzo Tonight

Back in action at O’Neals at 8 p.m. and Bards at 10 p.m. I will have Quizzo Bowl tickets on me at both spots. I don’t know yet if I’m gonna have two quizzes this week or not. I’ll let you know Thursday. See ya tonight.

Lion Troupe Added to the Show

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Got our halftime entertainment, gang. A Lion Troupe, like the ones you see on Chinese New Year, will be entertaining us for halftime (which we are gonna move back to the end of the third round). This is gonna be off the hook. As far as ticket sales, we just crossed the 125 sold mark, and I am holding another 50 for people. That leaves 100 unclaimed tickets left total. DO NOT WAIT UNTIL SATURDAY TO BUY YOUR TICKETS. I am fairly certain they will be sold out by then. I will have them on me tonight at quizzo, or you can buy them online.

Question of the Week

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Born on March 24th, 1829, this man ran for President in 1872, made a fortune in real estate and railroads, and inspired Jules Verne by going around the world in 80 days. Who was he?