Monthly Archives: December 2008

Hall and Oates are in the Christmas Spirit


This is incredible.

Quizzo Tonight

Holiday quiz tonight. Yes it’s the same questions because the holidays make me lazy. Good Dog at 8 p.m. Bards at 10 p.m. See ya tonight. Until then, you should read about the murder of the fat guy with the really tiny ears.

Latest in the Metro

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After the disaster of the Star Wars Holiday Special, nobody did Christmas Specials anymore. Which is unfortunate. Here’s a few I would have liked to have seen. If you can think of any you would like to have seen, please post them below.

Weird Wild Stuff

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Ok, so I’ve been working on making my Christmas present today, which has involved lots of old photos. If you’re wondering just how freaking adorable I was when I was a kid, I just posted a ton of old photos on Facebook. (I think you gotta friend me first to see ‘em, though. Ok, ok, so maybe this is just a desperate attempt at getting more cyber friends. Whatever.) Anyways, where were we? Ah yes, doing what I love the most, talking about me. I have also posted some pretty good stuff on Totalphilly lately.

Bounty Bowl Tonight at Rendezvous

An extra $20 for any team that can defeat the Jams. Quiz at the Rendezvous kicks off at 6:15. Black Sheep starts at 8:15 p.m. We’re also collecting money for the Covenant House this week at quizzo.

Dimitri the Lover Wins at Bards

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This man, turning 62 today, appeared in the films A Mighty Wind and American Pie.

Gas, Grass, or Ass: Senate Seats Ain’t Free Wins at Sheep

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This birthday boy was college roommates with Colorado Rockies third baseman Garret Atkins.

Jams Win

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This actress and model, seen above, was in the movei Dazed and Confused, and turns 33 today.

Narcotyzing Dysfunktion Wins at the Bards

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The author of Confederacy of Dunces was born on this date in 1937. Who was he?

Where’s Johns Rum Wins at O’Neals

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The founder of Penthouse Magazine turns 78 today. Who is he?

Pics of last weeks winners

Ok, gonna post pics of last weeks winners. Good news! These photos are terrible, but I found my decent camera after a three week search. It was in my quizzo bag. I wish I was kidding. Anyhow, questions below about people having birthdays today. One guess per person.

Quizmaster Chris Fights the Good Fight


It’s been a while since we heard from Quizmaster Chris, who does for righteous indignation what Babe Ruth did for the long ball. His blog posts lately have been few and far between, and most of them just had to do with quizzo. We thought that the days of reading his brilliant, angry diatribes against the likes of Dirty Franks and Big Daddy Graham were over. Which was a shame, because when Quizmaster Chris gets on a roll, he is a extremely entertaining writer. But fear not, QC is back on the warpath. A company named Centocor, who apparently didn’t pay him what he was owed for a private function he did, bears the full frontal force of an attack that contains all the subtlety of a Mack truck in a library. This one is a dandy. A few highlights:
The latest excuse that I “can’t” get paid is that they now want me to fill out a W-9 form, a brand new demand that as late as this past Friday was not being made, and had not been brought up from when I was contacted to do the quiz months ago until today.

I always love the use of the word “can’t” in an organization when someone chooses to do the wrong thing. See also Nuremburg defense. And note also the result of its use…I’ve made it very clear that Pennsylvania law states that I’m owed this money, and no amount of post-quiz mid-level-management office petty tyrant jiggerypokery un-makes their debt to me. I just want my damn money. The next step is I sue in Small Claims Court, with damages and costs, and win.

Centocor, one may learn through the information superduperhighway, is a bunch of morally challenged mother-stabbers and father-rapers. The public should avoid doing business with them and avoid their products.

Did he really just call them “Mother-stabbers and father-rapers”? Amazing. And did he really just pull the tried and true “small claims court” card? Quizmaster Chris, our worries about you missing a beat were thankfully misguided. Kepp fighting the good fight. Viva la quizolution!

Quizzo Tonight

You know the drill. O’Neals at 8 p.m., Bards at 10:15 p.m. Hope to see you tonight. And keep in mind, $20 bounty on the Jams tomorrow at the Rendezvous.

Quizzo For the Cause…Covenant House

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This year, we are raising money for the Covenant House Pennsylvania, a program that provides homeless, runaway and at-risk youth with a number of services, including a Streets Outreach Program, a Crisis Center, and a transitional living program. The majority of youth who use the program are between the ages of 18 and 21, and many have nowhere else to turn after they age out of the foster care system. The teens then work with a youth advisor and a social worker to come up with a plan to get them in an apartment of their own or in a transitional housing program. In addition to the overhead costs, the money we raise will also go toward SEPTA tokens so they can go to job interviews, pay for college application fees, help them secure proper identification, and take them on field trips. I am asking each person to donate at least a dollar to play quizzo this week, with 100% of the proceeds going to this worthy cause. There is also a Wish List of things the program is looking for for Christmas. For a look at the items on the wish list, click below. If you have anything that you’d like to provide on the wish list, call 215-923-8350.

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