Monthly Archives: November 2008

Pics of last weeks winners

Gonna post pics of last weeks winners, with a question underneath about people celebrating a birthday today. One guess per person.

Johnny and Ginger’s Latest Mystery


This time we went into a creepy old tunnell at 27th and Pennsylvania. We thought we’d find a mystery down there, but mostly we just found trash. It was still fun, though. Enjoy.

Scoreboard, Brought to you by Snow in Philly

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O’NEALS

  1. Young, the Old, and the Restless 90
  2. Why’s the Rum Gone? 87
  3. Brains ‘R’ Us 86
  4. This is not a bus 80
  5. Whimsey McCloud 75

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 104
  2. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 96
  3. She Got Ass Rot 70
  4. The Nudist Balloonists 58
  5. Photo Hunt All Stars 40

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. The Jams 97
  2. Trust Us We Know 87
  3. The Seawards 77
  4. 1022 76
  5. Obama Palin 2012 68

BLACK SHEEP

  1. Gellin With Magellan 102
  2. Duane’s World 93
  3. James Joyce Dewitt 91
  4. The NumNums 86
  5. Third Circus 85

GOOD DOG

  1. Invicible Ignorance 95
  2. Where the Hell are my Friends 92
  3. Shomer Shabbas 84
  4. Give Them the Stick 78
  5. Jr. League Ladies Club, Obvi., Totes, Holla 72

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 106
  2. Zam’s Club 101
  3. Hurtin Bombs 99
  4. Western Omelette 95
  5. BBC, Yeah You Know Me 90

William Wins Alf Landon Contest

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Congratulations to William, who squeaked past Benny in the 1st annual Alf Landon Bad Writing contest. William won with the following sentence: Alf Landon had wooden legs, but his feet were real. Congratulations to William, who goes home with 2 tickets to the Academy of Natural Sciences and a $20 gift card to the Bards. Thanks to everyone who played. We’ll do it again soon with a new celebrity.

Quizzo Tonight

Good Dog at 8 p.m., Bards at 10:15 p.m. At Good Dog, it’s anybodies ballgame. At Bards, well, to paraphrase Ric Flair, “To Be the Team, You Gotta Beat the Team.”

In other news, got a couple of things on TotalPhilly you might be interested in. First of all, I blast the Inquirer for their latest ill-schemed plan. It’s really a crying shame. Speaking of a shame, how ’bout those Eagles, holding out on the $8 million they owe the city? Yes, you heard right, the Eagles refuse to pay $8 million, which is exactly how much money the city plans to save by scrapping libraries.

Latest in the Metro

Here it is, how to tell if she’s really just not that into you.

Happy Birthday Mike D and Sen Dog


Mike D of the Beastie Boys and Sen Dog of Cypress Hill are both turning 43 today. Alright, I gotta get back to work on this Mystery video. Hope to get it up later today.

Quizzo Tonight

You know the deal. Locust Rendezvous at 6:15 p.m., Black Sheep at 8 p.m. Hope to see you there!

2nd largest Cities Quiz

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I’m gonna list some cities that are the 2nd largest in their respective states. You tell me which state they are in. This was from last weeks quiz:

  1. Las Cruces
  2. Nampa
  3. Cedar Rapids
  4. Nashua
  5. Rapid City
  6. Rutland
  7. Missoula
  8. Warwick
  9. Fort Wayne
  10. West Valley City

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Donate $10 to the Library

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The Free Library has started the $10 Challenge, and we here at JGTHQ are in total support of it. I am asking you to please, please donate $10 toward keeping our libraries open!

Quizzo Bowl News

Alright, so here’s where we stand as of now. I went down to the Navy Yard this morning to look at the Urban Outfitters space. Unfortunately, I would need to hire their sound people, and that is way too expensive. So that’s out. I then called the PhillyCruise people, because they have another nice spot down there. Again, too expensive. The Kimmel Center sounded really into it, but then surprisingly dropped out at the last minute. In better news, Trivia Art gave me a good hookup and I’ve got some people looking into venues. Also, thinking about looking into that giant Chinese restaurant in South Philly, New Golden Palace. They have a stage and tons of room, we could do a Chinese theme, and then have an afterparty maybe at Connie’s Ric Rac. The Blue Horizon is still there for the taking if nothing comes through in the next couple of weeks, so if worse comes to worse we’ll do it there again. If anybody has any suggestions, drop them below in comments.

Quizzo Tonight

We kick off at O’Neals, where Steve-O will be hosting his first Johnny Goodtimes Quizzo Spectacular (I have a private gig). For those of you wondering where you can grab a seat, O’Neals has been pretty wide slam open for the last couple of weeks. Should have no problem getting a table. Kick off at 8 p.m., then I will be hosting at the Bards at 10:15 p.m., as usualy. Hope to see you tonight.

Hot Chicks With Douchebags Writer Getting Sued by Douchebag

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Thought some of you might find this amusing: that the guy who gave us hotchickswithdouchebags.com is getting sued by a douchebag who says that he has suffered humiliation due to being called a douchebag. Also, thought I’d point you in the direction of the short piece I did on Drexel students embarrassing themselves on ESPN today and my thoughts on the Roots becoming the Jimmy Fallon house band.

RELATED: Hot Chicks with douchebags.

Final Voting in Alf Landon Contest

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Alright, kids, it comes down to our top 3 vote getters in the Finals of the 1st Annual Alf Landon Bad Writing Contest. Just to refresh your memories, the purpose was to write a terrible opening paragraph to a non-exisent novel about former Presidential candidate Alf Landon. After a brief (ok, long) interlude, I told the top 3 vote getters that they each had to come up with a new Alf Landon sentence. Their new entries are below, and after that you can vote for your favorite. Voting closes Thursday at Noon.

  • WILLIAM: Alf Landon had wooden legs, but his feet were real.
  • BENNY: Alf Landon never fully grasped how and why the leaves would change to an autumn brown in the Fall seasons, and in the end it cost him everything.
  • BILL: “Alf Landon” is an alias. His real name is Johnny Goodtimes.