Monthly Archives: June 2008

But What Does Quizmaster Chris Reeeeally Think about Dirty Frank’s?

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Well, one thing you can say about Quizmaster Chris: He doesn’t keep his feelings to himself, and isn’t scared to write what he thinks. A few months ago, I forwarded the fact that an employee of Dirty Frank’s had interrupted a game of quizzo by throwing a chair. Well, a couple of weeks ago, Dirty Frank’s pulled the plug on quizzo entirely, and Chris was none too pleased. Here are a few of his more choice comments about the bar and the way it went down:
No one at Frank’s gives a flying f*** about you. We’re all disposable pieces of s*** to them, which is ironic as you can’t get much s****ier than some of the staff. Keep in mind that an employee who smacked a customer in the head and threw a chair across the room is still employed there, but the quiz has to go, because the quiz made a few unsavory alcoholics unhappy…It’s very difficult for me to promote the idea of people coming to a place to play a quiz where an employee throws a barstool across the room, smacks a customer in the head, and not only remains an employee but hangs around to mock me on the odd off-duty night. It’s difficult to get people to come back to a place where sometimes people who need to be in the drunk tank are still being served, or where it’s hard to hear me over the terminally rude, who decide that question 3 of round 4 is the perfect time to sing “Happy Birthday.”… If you want slow and/or bitter service, the opportunity for a fistfight, an increasingly pathetic alcoholic-centered group of obnoxious patrons, largely unregulated by the world’s smallest bouncers… if you’d like to enjoy this with a skull-splitting soundtrack of bad metal and rap… try Frank’s.

Quizmaster Chris has replaced that quiz with a new one on Wednesday nights at Ray’s Happy Birthday Bar at 9 p.m.

JGT Upgraded to “Staple”

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I just came across the following sentence in Saturday’s Inquirer**: …or you can challenge your brain at the Quizzo Tournament with Philly staple Johnny Goodtimes in the Innovation Studio. Philly Staple? That’s awesome. Staple is not really legend, but still bigger than “Philly regular” or even “Philly entertainer.” Ha! Staple. I’m gonna be riding high off this all day. In other news, I don’t have a lot of excitement going on in my life right now.

**no, I wasn’t googling myself. Puh-Leez. What do you think I am, some sort of loser? Don’t answer that.

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It’s Alright, That’s My Hip Hop Fantasy

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Got to see two hip hop legends over the weekend. First up, on Friday, went to see Slick Rick at the Trocadero. There was much hype about MC Ricky D playing with a live band. It was soon apparent why he was doing that. Because, on his own, Slick Rick has about much charisma as dry paint. He honestly never moved for the entire 45 minute set. I mean, it was still cool, because I got to see him perform some of his old hits, but I think he was, quite frankly, bored out of his mind doing “Children’s Story” for the 7,000th time. When the crowd called for an encore, the whole band returned…except for Slick Rick. On a brighter note, it was my first trip back to the Troc since the firing, and it was great to see the gang again.

After my gig at the Kimmel on Saturday, I decided to see Spinderella at the Perelman Center. And let me just say it was off the hook. She was all over it. I mean, it’s not real easy to just be a DJ on a stage all by yourself and own it, but she was just awesome. I wasn’t even dancing (I have never been able to walk up to a random woman and just start dancing. Just can’t do it.) but I sat there in awe of how great her set list was, and she kept chatting with the crowd. Of course, by the time I found someone who might have danced with me (emphasis on “might have”), she started playing freaking disco, and I can’t dance to that garbage. But for the most part, Spinderella was phenomenal. One of the best DJs I’ve ever seen. Then to top it all off, after she got done, she came down in to the crowd to sign autographs and take photos. Pretty stark contrast to a guy who wouldn’t even come back out for an encore.

Question of the Week

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What show did Larry Mendte co-host when it debuted in 1996?

Around the Horn

Hurtin’ Bombs win at Bards

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Assateague. (two possible answers)

Axis of Evil Knieval Wins at the Sheep

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Cocoa Beach.

But My Mom Says I’m Cool Wins at the Vous

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Old Orchard Beach.

Sofa Kingdom wins at Bards

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South Padre Island.

Testicular Fortitude Wins at O’Neals

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Cape Hatteras.

Pics of last week’s winners

Here’s the pics of last week’s winners. Questions below are from the Saturday night round of “What a Badass Beach.” I name the beach, you tell me what state it’s in.

FLESH TUXEDO EDGES HURTIN KINGDOM AT PACKED KIMMEL CENTER

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It was a thriller at the Kimmel Center on Saturday night, as a packed house of I’d say (roughly) 150 people played to determine who would win the first ever Summer Solstice Spectacular. In the end, we had a shocker, as the Flesh Tuxedo edged the Hurtin Kingdom (a mashup of the Sofas and the Bombs), 104-103. It all came down to the final question. “What legendary water ice shop will you find on 7th and Christian?” The Kingdom answered Jack’s (wrong), the Tuxedo answered John’s (right), and that was the difference in the contest. I’ll try to post some questions a little later, and will also talk a little more about the other acts as well. Click “Continue reading” below to see all of the final scores.

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Scores and Pics this afternoon

Gonna go grab some breakfast with the parents. Be back this afternoon with scores from the Kimmel Center Show (which by the way was awesome. Big ups to everybody who came out.) Also, I’ll have to tell you about seeing not one but two 1980s hip hop legends over the weekend. One of them was great, one was lame. Details this afternoon. In the meantime, here’s some great George Carlin quotes. One of my favorites is: The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”