Monthly Archives: October 2006

Alright, single ladies

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Today’s the day! Today, you’ll know for sure whether or not you’re going to get married! This from wikipedia:
In North America, unmarried women were frequently told that if they sat in a darkened room and gazed into a mirror on Halloween night, the face of their future husband would appear in the mirror. However, if they were destined to die before they married, a skull would appear. The custom was widespread enough to be commemorated on greeting cards from the late nineteenth and early twentieth centuries.

Sounds like fun! Go for it, girls!

Most random question ever

Anybody know a decent amount about basketball and is good with kids? I need an assistant coach. If anyone is interested, hit me up.

What’s the best horror flick ever?

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If you ask me, it’s the Shining. What do you guys think? In case you are wondering what child star Danny Lloyd is up to these days, click here.

The 4th Annual Halloween Spooktacular

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Well, gang, it’s here again. Time for the 4th annual Halloween Spooktacular! All questions will have a Halloween theme, and Johnny will be giving away a lot of candy. Especially on Wednesday and Thursday, after the bottom has dropped out of the candy market. Ha ha, just kidding, Tuesday quizzo goers. Sort of. And Tuesday will be the first time that Halloween has actually fallen on a quizzo night, so anybody wears a Halloween outfit will earn a bonus point for their team (up to 5 points per team.) Each team can play only once this week.

Question of the Week

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What historical event is the Torrance family discussing in the car when Jack says, “See, it’s ok. He saw it on the television.”

Around the Horn

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-Wow, what a great weekend to be a football fan at Lincoln Financial Field, as Philly’s favorite fooball team, the Temple Owls, pulled out a victory after 20 straight losses. The win over the same Bowling Green team that beat them 70-14 last year proved that they are no longer college football’s doormat.

-There was also a pro game at the Linc yesterday, but the dangerously high dose of liquid Valium I took following the game has caused me to forget what happened.

-Camden is no longer America’s most dangerous city! Hooray Camden! Why, I think I’m going to walk over to North Camden after the movie tonight to join in the celebration! Bonus Camden Fun Fact: There was a pro basketball team in Camden in the 1960s. They were called the Bullets. I’m not kidding.

-K-Fed’s having to cancel his concerts. Apparently, nobody is buying tickets! I think people are just scared to “Play With Fire!” (notice the fire in his drink! So cool!)
RELATED: Johnny goes to Camden.

Teen Witch tonight at the Troc

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First of all, I want it stated on the record that Teen Witch was entirely Preston and Steve’s idea (The guys from WMMR). I had nothing to do with the selection of this film, so you can stop calling me a pansy right now. However, after talking to numerous members of the opposite sex, apparently this is a fun and goofy movie, and women seem to really like it. Translation: Guys, I think there are going to be women there tonight, and if you pretend like you like this dumbass film, these chicks will dig you. Big time. So be there.

Chip Chantry and I return with the Wheel of Terrific, Halloween Edition, tonight at 7:30 p.m. There is a decent chance someone will be kidnapped. Hope to see you there.

Name that Horror Film

Alright guys, I’ve posted the lines from famous horror films down below. Now you’ve got to tell me what films those lines are from. No cheating! One guess per person. Oh, and you’ve got about another hour to get in your horror haikus.

Week in Review

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History was made at JGT quizzo this week, as something remarkable happened on Thursday night. But the week started with a blowout on Tuesday. Palestra Jon and Skippy joined forces and the Three Amigos won in one of the biggest blowouts in quizzo history, 102-69, over the defending champs The Embarrasments. Scores were low at the Bards, as teams struggled with the “Mysteries of the Unknown” Round. The Sofa Kingdom changed their weekly double answer and got it right, winning 90-82 over Kenny Rogers Has Poo on His Hand. Scores would rise, drastically, on Wednesday, as one team flirted with a perfect game.

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Scrabble News

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When I moved to Philly, I had no life, no money, and one friend. Fortunately, that one friend and I had something in common besides being broke: we both loved Scrabble. We played every night after work, memorized all the two letter words, and kept detailed records of every word played and what the weather was like when the game started. However, neither of us ever came anywhere near 890 points. In fact, I’m quite sure that if I played by myself, I couldn’t score 890 points. In fact, the guy that won scored 365 points on a single word (Quixotry). That is completely ridiculous.

I rest my case

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Today’s page two artice in the Metro is Scary Versus Slutty: Women Divded Over What’s Appropriate Dress for Halloween. Vote in the poll to the right.

Halloween Haiku

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Alright, in the most convoluted contest ever, yet another twist. I am going to allow haikus to not only be about murder, but about anything Halloween related. So post your Halloween haikus below. Winner of best haiku gets two tix to see Philadelphia Theatre Company’s production of Murderers. 2nd place gets two tix to the Adventure Aquarium in Camden. All entries must be received by Monday, October 30th, at 12 noon.

The Rush Limbaugh quiz

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Thought you guys might get a kick out of the wild card round on Thursday. The night’s topic: Rush Limbaugh.

1. Rush is a man who places family values first and is a firm believer in the sanctity of marriage. How many times has he been divorced?
A) 0 b) 1 c) 2 d) 3

2. Rush claims to work for the non existant EIB network. What does EIB stand for?

3. What 12 year old did Rush call the family dog, and then apologized, saying that she couldn’t help the way she looked?

4. Who wrote the book Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot?

5. In 2001, Rush began to go deaf. Deafness can be caused by abusing what drug that Rush has a glorious history with?

6. What popular musician did Rush call a worthless shred of human debris the day after he died?

7. The opening sequence of the Rush Limbaugh show is a song called “My City Was Gone” by this band.

8. Rush dated Daryn Kagan for two years. She’s best known for regularly appearing on what TV station?

***9. When Rush was busted for having 29 Viagra pills, he was returning with several buddies from this Caribbean nation renowned for its sex tourism industry.

10. Like essentially all prominent right wingers, Rush did not serve in Vietnam. He was excused because he had a cyst on what part of his body?

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Is the Metro the best paper in Philly?

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Me and some friends have been talking about this a lot lately and I thought I’d throw it out there and see what you guys think. I kind of think that The Metro is the best paper in Philly. It’s not where you go for hard hitting news coverage, but it does a much better job of supporting local talent than either the Inky or the Daily News, who are complety convinced that to be worthy of ink you have to be an anchor or reporter on a local news show or have appeared in a reality TV show. Like everybody is just dying to know whether or not Gervase is a good tipper. The Metro, meanwhile, is constantly interviewing local musicians, comedians, and artists, people who are doing exciting things that don’t include appearing on a local network. The City Paper and the Weekly do a good job of this too, but The Metro just seems a little bit more earnest about it. And it’s not as wallowed down in ads as much as those papers are. Anyways, lemme know what you think. I posted a poll to the right.
RELATED: Philebrity interview with Metro A & E editor Dorothy Robinson.