Monthly Archives: December 2004

Question of the Week

What is Shediac, New Brunswick known as?

Roll of quarters rolls, deals with tragedy

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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times at Doc Watson’s on Monday night. The Roll of Quarters was able to finally win a contest after a number of second place finishes, but one of the members of their team, Chester Longfellow, froze to death midway through the third round.

Christmas Quiz

Take the X-Mas quiz!

It’s a Wonderful Life

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Here’s some interesting facts about “It’s a Wonderful Life.”

Best Title for an X-Mas Porn Movie?

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What would be the most clever title for a Christmas porn movie? Somebody last night at the Bards said it would be “The Twelve Inches of Christmas.” Whoever comes up with the most clever title, I’ll buy a beer for after the new year. Be sure to include your email address when you fill out an answer, so I can contact you if you win.

Christmas Idea

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Wanna do something kool (with a k)in the spirit of the holiday? How about donating money to try and saveIsaiah Zagar’s Magic Garden on 10th and South?

Kool Christmas Facts

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Here’s a collection of some kool and unusual facts about Christmas.

Site of the Day

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Many have wondered how the George Lucas who wrote Indiana Jones, and directed the first Star Wars, I mean fourth Star Wars, could be the same person who subjected us to Jar Jar Binks. But lets face it, the writing has been on the wall for a long time. Ewoks. Need I say more? No I don’t, because there is a Star Wars Christmas Album, Christmas in the Stars! And luckily this site critiques the album and even offers you the chance to listen.

Question of the Week

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Who was the voice of Sam the Snowman in Rudolph, the Red-nosed Reindeer?

Ocean’s Drunks Win at Doc’s

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The Ocean’s Drunks were able to pull it out at Doc Watson’s on Monday night. The team had been a group of teetottalers, but when they saw how bad Ocean’s 12 sucked, they started drinking heavily, and haven’t stopped since.

Happy Birthday Ern!

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Quizzo legend Ern P. Kern turns 32 today. Happy birthday Ern!!!

Story of the Day

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You might imagine that Jessica Simpson’s father is a proud pappa, but did you expect him to go on raving about Jessica’s breasts? Well he did. "If you put [Jessica Simpson] in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she’s sexy in both. She’s got double D’s. You can’t cover those suckers up."

Site of the Day

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Here’s your chance to join the USFL fan club! Learn more about the last Philadelphia sports team to win a major title, the Philadelphia Stars! Also, tell me who you think the most overrated hottie in Hollywood is on the message board.

Who’s your daddy?

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Fox is going to have a new reality show called “Who’s Your Daddy?” For more details of this awful show, read here. Sadly, it doesn’t involve Big Daddy Kane (Johnny’s favorite lyricist of the 1980′s, by the way.) Nor does it involve Robert Young. (Fans of mid 1950s television are laughing their heads off right now.)