Monthly Archives: October 2004

Though Dwayne “The Brain” McClain’s victory at Doc’s has been officially disputed, Johnny has decided to post them as the winners regardless. “Oh, come on,” said Hidalgo Monsignor of 3rd Place Suck It Trebek. “I mean, they had that giant brain with mystical powers sitting on the table, and Johnny didn’t disqualify them? And I get in trouble if I use my cell phone?” Johnny says that giant mystical brains don’t count as “electronic devices” and, for now at least, they are still permissible.

Here’s an interesting explanation of the defamation of Edgar Allan Poe’s character after his death. By the way, if you haven’t already visited the EA Poe House here in Philly (7th and Spring Garden), I HIGHLY recommend it. I like it even better than the Mutter Museum.

PHILADELPHIA, PA (October 29, 2004) – In a battle of Philadelphia’s favorite acronyms, who would have guessed that the winner would not be TO or AI, but JGT? In a contest held by Philadelphia’s City Paper, former dolphin trainer turned quizmaster Johnny Goodtimes was voted “Best Local Celebrity” in what was unquestionably the biggest upset in America since…well, since the Red Sox won the World Series.

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Read Johnny Goodtimes’ story about the origins of baseball at The Aurelian, an online magazine started by the guys who won last week at O’Neals.

That’s right, folks, the worst director in the history of Hollywood recently had his final feature film uncovered, a spooky porn shot in 1971!!! Right before Halloween! How great is that!

Happy Birthday to Greg and Neil, who played last night at the Bards. If you have a b-day coming up, please let Johnny know, so we can get your pic on the website.

Here’s a history of halloween.

Here’s a “how to” on scoring with supermodels! Also, here’s the website of the Libertarian candidate for President, Michael Badnarik. Also, there is a fairly hearty debate over the electoral college going on on the message board. You might wanna check it out.

Here’s a fairly interesting article about the electoral college. Here’s a defense of the electoral college. For Johnny’s thoughts, check the message board.

On October 31, 1864, this became our 36th state.

Caleahla Wrap was able to hold off Vinnie Is Hung Like A Can of Tuna at Doc Watson’s on Monday night, 84-72. But the story that seemed to get the most media attention was the brand new record, set by Car and Kar (below) of only 18 points. The old record, 19, had been set by a team of Italians who barely spoke the English language. (In case you’re wondering, they never took Johnny up on his offer of free champagne, and Johnny never saw the hot Italian chick again. Damn!)