Monthly Archives: September 2004

How to Show Her You Really Love Her

Save her from two masked intruders who break into your home! Even if you have to set the whole thing up, like this guy in Oklahoma did!

Learn to make love the Amish way

The Amish are some of the best lovemakers around, says a new study. Learn their secrets!

Story of the Day

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Boy, I bet Paris Hilton (who, by the way, is completely hideous) won’t make that mistake agian. I think she learned a valuable lesson from that first video. What? You’ve got to be kidding me.

Question of the Week

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Beaker serves as lab assissant for what scientist?

Link of the Day

Here’s my latest hilarious attempt to find love on craigslist personals. If you didn’t read my first one, check this out.

Challenge of the Week

Three points short last week. Three teams scored 100, one scored 99, and one 98. I’m going to give you guys one more week to make me look like Ric Flair. Five 100 point games total required over the course of the week.

Decrepid Monkey Skeleton Cooks MCs

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The Decrepid Monkey Skeleton (above, below) was able to cook the Cook the MCs Like a Pound of Bacon like a pound of bacon, 98-84 at Doc Watson’s on Monday.
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Website of the Day

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Learn to pick up cute girls like Johnny does with the following pick up lines!

Story of the Day

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Christina Aguilera calls Britney’s wedding pathetic.

Website of the Day

This one’s hilarious. It’s about ninjas. (Stories and Question of the Week below.)

Story of the Day

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Thought you guys might enjoy this personal i put on craigslist. Not to toot my own horn, but it’s a masterpiece.

Question of the Week

This short story master, who wrote The Devil’s Dictionary, disappeared in Mexico in 1913.

Story of the Day

Here’s a sampling of all the lies being told by both Bush and Kerry.

Crackhouse Nuns in Miniskirts Win, Hit by Chair

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After coming from behind to win quizzo at Doc Watson’s on Monday night, the Nuns were dealt a swift blow, when an unidentified man threw a chair and hit them in the nose. No one is sure who this man is, but rumor has it he plays baseball. Well, the good news is, he’s certainly not brazen enough to strike again, not with heightened security at all JGT events.