Monthly Archives: July 2004

Happy birthday to Katy Monsoon and Jeff Roswell, who played at the Black Sheep last night. If you have a birthday coming up, please let me know, and I’ll put you on the website.

The Grand Inquizzator was able to hold off the two lovely young women known as Katie Sometimes and Jess Maybe in a vote last night, 35-24. The Inquizzator had a huge lead after O’Neals, but the girls made quite a comeback at the Bards. It just wasn’t quite enough. The Inquizzator will move on. But there are no losers in Johnny Goodtimes Quizzo (except for maybe the Western Omelette**), so as a consolation prize, Johnny is going to allow the two lovely young ladies to buy him a drink at a future date. “If these young ladies need a shoulder to cry on, I’ll be there,” said Goodtimes, proving that he does indeed have a heart of gold. We are now down to four teams, and they will be competing over the next week. Then you, the fans, will decide who you want to be the next Johnny Goodtimes by voting on the website next week.

**I’m kidding, White Wilt. Relax.

Johnny just received this letter from the ladies who who lost last night!

“Did you count the hanging chads? How about the absentee ballots? I smell
electoral fraud.

Sincerely,
Kaitie Sometimes & Jessica Maybe”

Stay tuned!

The President of Tony Blair’s Irish Fan Club and team member of Track and Field Jesus Liam Snodgrass celebrated his birthday on Tuesday. Anybody else who has a birthday coming up, be sure to contact Johnny, and I’ll put you on the website.

To read the critics blasting Johnny, click here and scroll down to Thursday’s entry. Hit “comments” to read Johnny’s response.

If you’re interested in being the next Johnny Goodtimes, you must sign up today. Thus far there are four people in the contest. Several people who have told me they’re interested have not yet signed up. Hit contact Johnny on the right and send me an email. You must be free on Tuesday thru Thursday nights for three weeks in August. The contest is open to both females and males, as well as hot, sexy shemales. The pay is pretty damn good. On Friday, you will be given your first assignment. You also need to be free to tryout at a variety of quizzos over the next two weeks. I am not sure how to spell quizzo when it’s pluralized. Quizzos or quizzoes? Judging will be determined online and by the Johnny Goodtimes Parliament (above), a group, formed in the 1740′s, that determines all decisions of this magnitude.