Monthly Archives: June 2004

Satan Not So Bad, says Johnny

Posted on June 18, 2004 by Arthur| Comments Off

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Johnny Goodtimes gave Lucifer the OK after attending a punk rock concert on Thursday night. “Yeah, Satan isn’t so bad, I guess,” said Johnny. “I mean, could all of these people be wrong?” Johnny, who got his picture taken with the lead singer from the band Satanic Freedom (that’s not their real name, but it’s got a nice ring to it), said the band was true to it’s word. “At one point during the concert, the lead singer said that they were making the kind of music that is heard in hell, and after hearing a couple of songs, I’m definitely inclined to agree with his assessment.”

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Cataclysmic Bike Crash Suffers Cataclysmic Bike Crash

Posted on June 18, 2004 by Arthur| Comments Off

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Irony was the order of the day, as several members of a team called Cataclysmic Bike Crash were injured following their win at Doc Watson’s when a crazed bike rider crashed into them. The stranger mentioned something about the basement at the Alamo, then quickly drove off. Police are investigating the suspect, who apparently rode directly to the Forum at 22nd and Market after the accident.

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Story of the Day

Posted on June 17, 2004 by Johnny Goodtimes| Comments Off

This is an excellent review of the Vanilla Ice movie, Cool as Ice. (The first couple of paragraphs are dumb, but skip down to where he starts reviewing the movie.)

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Quizzo Tonight

Posted on June 17, 2004 by Johnny Goodtimes| Comments Off

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Anybody know whose yearbook photo that is? Scroll over the pic to find out. Quizzo tonight (Thursday) will be held at the following locale. Hope to see you there!
Good Dog (224 South 15th Street, just N of Locust) 8:00 p.m.

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Story of the Day

Posted on June 16, 2004 by Johnny Goodtimes| Comments Off

Not really a story as much as it is a wacky website. If you like Pac Man, and you like insane people, I think you’ll enjoy this one.

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Story of the Day

Posted on June 15, 2004 by Johnny Goodtimes| Comments Off

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Grigorii Rasputins privates are currently being used to cure impotence (Warning: picture of a pickled peter portrayed on the page)

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Question of the Week

Posted on June 14, 2004 by Johnny Goodtimes| Comments Off

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What 89 year old man did Anna Nicole Smith marry in 1993?

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Story of the Day

Posted on June 14, 2004 by Johnny Goodtimes| Comments Off

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This is one of the wackiest ever. It’s a news story about an inflatable sheep.

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Johnny Goodtime’s New Haircut Wins in OT

Posted on June 11, 2004 by Arthur| Comments Off

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Johnny Goodtimes New Haircut might have been fooled by Johnny’s hair (he hasn’t had a haircut in like two months), but they were not fooled by his question in Overtime, which allowed them to squeak past Bedtime For Bonzo. It was an emotional contest, and Bedtime for Bonzo was devastated at it’s conclusion. “I got a question,” said Ralph Snowblower of the Bonzo’s. “Why all the hubbub over Reagan dying? I mean, Bonzo was the star of that movie, and I don’t remember Gorbachev coming in for his funeral.”
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Story of the Day

Posted on June 9, 2004 by Johnny Goodtimes| Comments Off

Jelly Belly is saddened by the death of Ronald Reagan.

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Story of the day

Posted on June 8, 2004 by Johnny Goodtimes| Comments Off

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This sad tale is of a boy who isn’t allowed to bring a porn star to his prom.

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Question of the Week

Posted on June 7, 2004 by Johnny Goodtimes| Comments Off

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What was the only movie Nancy and Ronald ever appeared in together?

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Story O’ the Day

Posted on June 7, 2004 by Johnny Goodtimes| Comments Off

A man claims to have found Atlantis.

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Story of the Day

Posted on June 5, 2004 by Johnny Goodtimes| Comments Off

Hey guys, sorry the stories are up a day late, but the server went down yesterday, so there was nothing I could do. Anyway, here’s the recipe you’ve all been waiting for: Cicada chip cookies.

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