Monthly Archives: May 2004

When the Black Sox fixed the 1919 World Series, what team did they lose to?

We Don’t Need Regan was able to win at Nick’s Roast Beef, despite rising gas prices. “What does that have to do with our victory?” asked team member Chuck Chillout. Johnny has no idea.

Il Cinema Infanticido was able to squeak past Scratchin’ and Survivin’…Goodtimes 94-90 at Doc Watson’s on Monday. The Lab Dancers (below) finished last despite the fact that Johnny allegedly gave them bonus points just for being cute. “What? Are my critics really saying that? Well, that’s 100% not true,” countered Goodtimes. “Well, at least 40% not true.”

Who played the Wicked Witch of the West in the 1939 production of the Wizard of Oz?

As if winning six Oscar’s wasn’t enough, “Chicago” took it’s show on the road and won big at Nick’s on Wednesday. But not everyone was pleased. “Richard Gere sucks,” said Joe the bartender, “And I better not see him in here again.”

What? Do you really think I forgot the team’s name that won at Doc Watson’s on Monday? That’s ridiculous! Are you kidding me? What? Oh, like I’m going to try to distract you from the facts by showing a picture of my favorite hairdo ever! I took that photo at the Phillies game Thursday! Isn’t it great! Seriously, that guy was sitting right behind me.

What now famous performer spent three years at San Quentin for committing a robbery in 1957?